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Identity Theft by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
10 Jul 2025
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He tapped the screen again, his face up close in the zoomed camera.
"Whoa, ultra Tim-vision, no thank you. I think I just saw my pimple's pimple. Gross." He zoomed out and grinned at himself. "I don't know if I have ever felt so freaking happy or strong or cool, or well, anything, in my whole entire life."
And it was true. Standing atop a building as Robin. If someone were to look up, they would definitely think he was the real deal and the thought left him beaming. Jumping in place, Tim gave another whoop, punching the air and then bending over into a fit of high pitched laughter. This was all the joy he would ever need for the rest of his existence.
And then someone screamed.
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Tim Drake puts together a very realistic Robin costume for Halloween and gets mistaken for the real deal.
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- Part 2 of Tim Joins BatFam AUs
- Part 6 of batfamily vibes
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- English
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- 93,437
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- 31/31
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- 1,240
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22 Sep 2025
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It's only a magic spell, and Tim has a plan. To get help. Immediately!
It's not his fault Damian happens.
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- English
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- 52,030
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- 15/15
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- 627
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Bookmarked by someonecallhere
27 Jul 2025
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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- English
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- 27,791
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- 3/3
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19 Jul 2025
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‘You shot me!’ Jason gasped, stunned, ‘Holy shit, you actually shot me.’
Tim’s eyes widened and he froze. They stared at each other for a second, dumbstruck and then-
‘Don’t tell Bruce.’
Or: The family enjoy a normal movie night. Except Jason has a gunshot wound and Tim’s the only one who knows and oh- that’s because Tim’s the one who shot him and they really, really need to find a way to leave before anyone finds out.
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Take Care of Business by TheResurrectionist for batwayneman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2017
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Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.
“I don’t have your phone!”
The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.
“Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”
Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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- English
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- 25,522
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 31
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- 1,350
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23 Jan 2025
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Good Fellows by thatcuriouscat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Red Robin (Comics)
23 Nov 2024
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Tim has rescued Bruce from floating around the past, but lost everything else that matters to him.
Now that he’s alone, teamless, no longer a Wayne, or Robin… what’s left for Tim?Jason looks murderous. “God DAMN it, Tim, this was not the situation I had in mind when I generously taught you how to be a younger brother out of the kindness of my heart!”
Even more shocked by this, Dick asks incredulously, “You, Jason Todd-Wayne, tried to give younger brother lessons? Where did you even get the audacity?”
Jason rounds on him hotly. “Bitch, you wish you knew how to be a younger brother!”
“FOCUS,” Tim demands. “We’ve got like, an hour to pull this off.”
Series
- Part 1 of Good Fellows
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,478
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 30
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08 Jan 2025
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect. -
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Damian wants to befriend Tim, but after their difficult start, Tim is more guarded than ever.
Then Dick says something that changes everything.
"Treat him like an abused cat."
And Damian does.
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- Part 11 of Batfamily Fluff
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Imagine that Damian goes to a regular school full time. And has to do things that normal grade-schoolers have to do. Like write a paper describing his family.
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- Part 9 of Grade School
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- English
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- 3,766
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by someonecallhere
04 Dec 2024
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"Wordlessly, and slowly, Bruce takes one breath after another, composing himself. He hands Jason the slightly crumpled sheet of paper. Jason reads it quickly. Quicker than Bruce, but he reads it again and again and again. Finally snapping with panicked urgency, 'What the fuck is this?'
Bruce, completely devoid of any inflection, forces himself to simply state the facts in front of him. 'That is Red Robin’s two week notice.'"
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Tim really thought leaving would be a lot easier. Both figuratively and literally.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,083
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 19
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- 1,060
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14 Nov 2024
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the bat's nest by helenabertinellis
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League of America (Comics), DCU
04 Oct 2017
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The Justice League knew that Batman didn't trust anyone; they also knew that they were probably the closest he got. Aside from them, Batman worked alone.
At least... they thought they knew that. Then they met his kids.
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- English
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- 5,016
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- 1/1
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- 411
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13 Nov 2024
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In a world of soulmates, Bruce Wayne is born without any marks on his body. He gets used to the idea of being alone.
Until his soul marks start showing up.
How the hell does he have so many kids?!
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Bruce curses, running a hand back through his hair. This isn’t… No. He isn’t supposed to have a soulmate. He is the Dark Knight, for crying out loud.
“Don’t tell him,” Bruce orders.
Alfred blinks. “Why not? You’ve found one of your soulmates. This is cause for celebration-”
“The Wayne family is a family of choice. He shouldn’t feel like he has to stay just because we’re…" Bruce stumbles. "And besides. He’s going to expect me to be some…some overly-doting-parent type and I can’t do that. There’s so much…so much about being someone’s soulmate. You’re supposed to be this…this…perfect person. You’re supposed to complete someone else. How the hell am I supposed to do that?”
- Language:
- English
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- 40,970
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- 1/1
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06 Nov 2024
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Four vigilantes walk into an elevator by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 May 2021
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‘Stop right now. Or I’ll bite you.’
Jason wavered but he still inched closer.
‘I will bite you, Jason,’ Tim promised, ‘come near me and I will bite you.’
‘No biting in the elevator.’
‘Silence, Richard! I am eager to see how this progresses.’
Or: The batboys get stuck in an elevator and it goes just as badly as you’d expect.
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- English
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14 Oct 2024
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,416
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 57
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- 4,509
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12 Oct 2024
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broken things are precious by zipadeea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Jan 2022
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“Take a sit, there’s a good lad,” Alfred says softly as he wraps a nearby afghan around Tim’s shoulders. Alfred sits next to Tim on the sofa and pulls a box of tissues from the side table, offering them to Tim. He takes one, wipes his eyes, blows his nose, and slowly attempts to breathe.
“I--I’m sorry,” Tim whispers. His breath hitches. “I’m sorry I scared you, everyone is fine--,”
“You are not fine, love.”
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Tim reaches a breaking point. Luckily, he is not alone.
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- English
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11 Oct 2024
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Well, Tim is resourceful, even if he’s a cat now. Bruce is still on patrol and won’t be back for a while, but Dick and Damian are both at the manor. Tim will make his way there, tap out morse code to explain what happened, and then they’ll get him turned back into regular ol’ Tim.
All in all, this will just be a minor setback.
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Tim gets turned into a cat by magic nonsense. His family doesn't figure it out as quickly as he'd like.
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- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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01 Oct 2024
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“You know,” Lan Xichen says thoughtfully, “when I told you to make friends, I did not expect you to pick Jiang Wanyin.”
The truth is that neither did Lan Wangji, but then, the truth is also that he did not ‘pick’ anyone as much as he himself was picked, and the much larger truth underneath it all is that he was not expecting to make friends at all.
OR: Against all odds, Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng become friends. It's just Jiang Cheng's luck that people think they're courting. And it's just Lan Wangji's luck that regretfully, Wei Wuxian is also People.
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- 2/2
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- 7
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- 317
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22 Sep 2024
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Fix Broken Things by Squeeb100
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
27 Apr 2019
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When a fun, routine flight takes a turn for the worst, Toothless takes the reins to save his best friend.
"He didn’t know what to do. This had only happened a few times, where Hiccup wouldn’t wake up, and those times there were always other humans who rushed to help. Toothless didn’t know important human things like how to fix someone who was broken. When a dragon was broken they were trapped and died, because it took a lot to hurt a dragon badly but once they were hurt there was nothing anyone could do for them."
- Language:
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- 7,556
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- 1/1
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21 Jul 2024
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"You're dead, Potter... I'm going to make you pay..."
Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It's the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But when Draco's world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 287,239
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 30
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- 1,203
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Bookmarked by someonecallhere
24 May 2024