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Spamton thought it was the end of the world when he saw a beacon of light pierce through the summit of Mount Ebott and soar into the sky, not knowing that he had born witness to the shattering of the ancient barrier that trapped monsterkind beneath the mountain.
Magic had begun to flow back into the world, and creatures he had believed only existed in fairy-tales suddenly began to settle down and live in Elysium city.
At first, he thought he could ignore it, but after his workplace adopts a monster integration program, and he is forced to look after his new coworker, he finds that his life is suddenly full of questions from an obnoxiously curious ant.
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(Undertale Spamtenna Modern Magic AU)Bookmarked by solarslime
06 Feb 2026
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28 Jan 2026
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Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.
Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.
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A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.
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10 Oct 2025
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Getting increasingly frustrated with how jaded his audience is becoming, Tenna turns to some bad habits to cope. Battat is there to work him through it, as is in the job description of being "Mike," but maybe "Mike" isn't enough for this task. After all, if he's such a big deal, why isn't he here to do his damn job?! Just who is Mike, huh?! And why does hearing Tenna say his name make Battat's heart pound and body sweat bullets until his Mike costume is soaked to the bone???
It's a mystery.
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Aka origins for how Battat went from obsessing over the identity of Mike, to slowly starting to want to be Mike.Aka "antenna massage" is absolutely just a handjob
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07 Aug 2025
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why do they call it cabin when you cab in the woods of out eat hot the troll by chthonicArcher, landofchaosandbloom for Biouxp
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Aug 2024
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Oh. Oh shit. The guy—a troll, maybe in his mid-twenties, short and tired-looking—isn’t really what you had expected. You stare at him in silence, and he stares back, and oh god this is so awkward.
“Motherfucker,” he says, breaking the uneasy silence. Somehow, despite the clear exhaustion written on his face, every single syllable overflows with venom. “Double-booked. Are you shitting me?”
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25 Nov 2023