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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    12 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What a great AU 🥺

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    Ilya loves being Shane's dog. He hopes he's good enough to earn it.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Good fucking DOG

  3. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov has shared a file with you: Sex_statistics_presentation_2017.ppt

     

    (or: Ilya drops a bunch of hints about his love life to his teammates. They do not pick up on them)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    02 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Is this the best Hollanov fic ever?? I haven't read many others but I have a hard time believing they could be better 😭