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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone by The_Lore_Beard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2025
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Raised in the wilds of the Scottish Highlands by Professor McGonagall and her extended family, Harry Potter is fluent in magical combat, goat herding, and a dialect so thick it requires subtitles. Now he’s off to Hogwarts, where chaos reigns, professors despair, and not even the Sorting Hat knows what to do with him. Featuring: A very confused Dumbledore, a Scottish-Irish rivalry that threatens to destroy breakfast, Seamus as Harry’s equally incomprehensible frenemy, and a retelling of the Philosopher’s Stone with 100% more tartan, yelling, and culturally significant baked goods. Canon has been given a strong cup of tea and asked to lie down.
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02 May 2025
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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24 Nov 2024
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The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?
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- Part 1 of Slytherin Games
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29 Sep 2024
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A throwaway comment about his dificulties with spellcasting new spells sets Harry in the path of alchemical perfection, aka Harry Potter discovers magical ritalin. Started off with a plot bunny inspired by the potion brewing exploits in The Elder Scrolls series resulting in ridiculously powerful potions. Starts during GoF, after Harry is chosen but well before the first task.
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29 Sep 2024
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Yami Yugi withdrew Yugi’s present from the bag. He was right: it was a card game. But it wasn’t Duel Monsters.
“Ah yes,” Yami Bakura said, “From the ancient Kingdom of Castile.”
It was Uno.
(Yugi has a party. There's also Monopoly.)
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06 Sep 2024