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    There was a lot about Eliot that made it evident, in Quentin's opinion, that he'd grown up in a homophobic environment. It wasn't that weird, frankly, that he was still sort of acting that out at the age of 34, and doing it as a fantasy roleplay with someone fully consenting and happy to be with him was probably one of the healthier ways to do it.

    Okay, so, 'married straight guy.' He'd done this enough times.

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    "Wwwwhy do you smell so good."

    "I don't know," Quentin lied.

    Its nose was up under his hair now, scenting him, making him flinch away. "This body thinks you smell like mine."

    What do you do when your ex-permanent mate's body still remembers you, and you're going into heat?

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    "Okay," Rich said, turning the lamp off, "but what does that even mean?"

    "It means you have short lil' baby man arms," Patterson said, pulling her hair out from under her neck to tuck a pillow in its place.

    "My arms are normal, thank you?" Rich said, climbing into bed next to her.

    "They super are not."

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    "How's your head, baby?"

    Quentin let his head roll against the back of the chair he was reclined in. "Mmm, sparkly," he said.

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    Quentin Coldwater is an employee of Encanto Oculto, and it's an ordinary day staffing the stuck-in-a-wall event until one Eliot Waugh comes around the corner, with an unusual request.

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    "So, um, what are you stealing me for?" he asked, letting Eliot go up the stairs first.

    "Margo and I are planning for Encanto Oculto and need some of your input. If you're still interested in going."

    "Okay. Um, I am still. Interested."

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    The guy did not look anything like Quentin would expect a tattoo artist to look like. There was maybe a hint of punkiness in the shape of his hair, it sort of put Quentin in mind of a rockabilly thing, almost? With the height and the artfully dangling curls and all. But his long, lanky form was wrapped in a crisp white button-down and tan waistcoat, and as he came out from behind the counter to show Quentin to a binder, he revealed matching slacks. For a pop of color, he was wearing a forest-green tie that brought out the green in his eyes.

    Not that Quentin had been looking, or anything.

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    The problem Quentin has is that he never fucking knows when he's going into heat until it's on him.

    The problem Eliot has is that, while spared the worst of dumbass alpha behavior, he has really strong protective instincts.

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    Quentin had expected to feel more remorse. Other people wouldn't understand, and he wished they would, but he was doing what he had to do. He was protecting himself and Eliot and their friends. The whole world. The monster had to be stopped, by any means necessary. Such a creature could not be allowed to live, and Quentin was doing what was necessary. That was all.

    If they had to crack a few eggs, well, the last few months had taught him that that was the name of the fucking game.

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    "You should really put on real pants to do this." He reached out and groped Quentin's ass.

    "Would that actually stop you?" Quentin asked, stretching his back up into cat pose.

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    Part of an expansive s3/s4 rewrite. Magic flows freely and Eliot belongs to himself, but we still need an excuse for Quentin to play Push, right?

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    "It's embarrassing."

    "Well now you have to tell me," Eliot said with a grin, refolding his pants.

    Quentin was too tired to resist all that hard, so he just heaved a sigh. "So, I memorized all this like, famous erotic poetry, thinking I was gonna recite it at girls and seduce them."

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    Once they were down the stairs and outside, Eliot spoke once more. "So, the usual ending to this conversation is to ask what you want to do next. Any thoughts?"

    "Ummmm..." Quentin thought about it. "Can I ask you to go first?"

    "Sure," Eliot said easily. "I'd love to try spanking you properly. We could discuss transitioning that to face slapping, too, since it seems like you want that, or we could try them separately. I really want to see your ass all red for me, though."

    "Okay. Um. My answer isn't kinky, really," Quentin said. "I, um, think I'm ready to try front hole sex?"

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    "So what kind of wild are we talking here? Standard whips and chains?"

    "This is so fucking precious, actually." Eliot turned to look at Margo, with a face like a baby had just done something unbearably cute. "He has a vampire kink."

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    When Quentin got dragged out of the house in the middle of the night, he'd at least still been up, so he still had his binder on and that was fine. Margo roofie-ing him had also happened while he was awake and fully dressed, and when he woke up in the woods, or wherever he'd really been, his clothes didn't appear to have been touched or messed with at all, so that was fine too.

    There was no avoiding it this time. Quentin knew, they all knew, what 'bare yourself' meant, and he was in a blind fucking panic.

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    "Well, everyone saw Eliot dragging you upstairs," Julia said, but it wasn't the teasing tone of a friend hearing about a hookup. Her tone was careful, cautious. She knew what a minefield this was for Quentin. "How did that go?"

    Quentin sighed. "Fucking terrible, honestly," he said, turning and coming to sit on the bed next to her. "I freaked out when he started pulling at my binder. He had literally no idea what he was looking at."

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    Eliot hears about a fascinating feature of the Fillorian landscape.

    OR:

    [12:18 AM] shockvaluecola: the only reason this can't be at the mosaic is because fillory does not have hitachis
    [12:18 AM] shockvaluecola: or does it
    [12:18 AM] shockvaluecola: god what if there's like a plant

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    In Harlan County, there's a lot of things you just don't look at.

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    Sometimes Vax gets an itch and there's only one way to scratch it. He suspects that gnome they've been traveling with, the girl one, might be able to help.

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    Delilah and Sylas Briarwood weren't always evil. They weren't always monsters. She broke the world for him because she loved him.

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