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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

    Series
    • Part 1 of Dog
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    15 Jan 2026

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    Plagued with the issues of his family past and present, Ilya Rozanov finds himself in the media's eyes for all the wrong reasons recently with no end in sight. When the team decides enough is enough with the drinking and whoring, Ilya is suddenly faced with a new issue to tackle—team omega Shane Hollander. Shane is up for the task of getting the Russian alpha under control for the season, but are they both up for the unexpected heated connection between them that follows?

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    20 Dec 2025

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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    17 Dec 2025

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “I want one,” he blurts before he can stop himself.

    Ilya blinks. “A baby?”

    Shane’s face burns. He can feel it creeping up his neck, warming his cheeks, hot and humiliating. He has been scrambling for a way out, not realising he was only digging himself even deeper. There is no way he can laugh this off anymore, he knows. Not a single chance of escape, but because his body betrays him—his hand drifts down, fingertips brushing over his stomach as if the mere thought alone could make sense if Ilya could see where he would go. “Yeah,” he whispers. “In here.”

    Where there is a will, there is a way. Or so they say.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Still, he can’t help it. He’s fucking horny.

    “Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.” Shane stands, hands on his hips. He fixes Ilya with his game plan look he gets right before he gives the team a speech in the locker room. “You’re gonna finish your game, I’m gonna finish cleaning, then you’ll—“

    “Fuck your brains out?” Ilya interrupts.

    Then you’re gonna make us some lunch, and we’re gonna eat it on the back patio.”

    Shane cockwarms Ilya. Ilya tries to be a good boy.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Neither Kiyoomi nor Atsumu are strangers to casual sex. The reason for that is “a lack of emotional capacity,” as Kiyoomi would say, and Atsumu is “just really horny”. They sometimes meet in the hallways when they pull their victims behind them, heated gazes clashing in the space between them.

    That they end up sleeping with each other at some point is an inevitability, and so is the rest. They just take a while to realize it.

    Featuring the complications of room assignments, unintentional domesticity and a lot of mutual dumbassery. Also, the bone-deep exasperation of an entire volleyball team.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    11 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PEAK

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    “Integrity is nice, yes..But you know what isn’t too bad either, Atsumu?” Kiyoomi whispers when his lips are close enough to Atsumu's ear.

    “..What?”

    “Getting to fuck your best friend’s precious little brother raw.”

    or: Kiyoomi's older brother wants him to work a summer job with his friend in Okinawa to distract him from his breakup. Kiyoomi has other plans.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    24 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Peak

  11. Rec 59

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    After two years of hooking up, Sakusa Kiyoomi gives herself six months to either get over or finally confess to Miya Atsumu. It should be an easy task, as long as she stops getting under Miya Atsumu.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    What Sakusa says is this:

    "I told Kuroo-san I would do it, but I thought you should hear it from me." What Atsumu says, in all his infinite eloquence and quick-tongued wit is:

    "Wuh?" Sakusa sneers.

    "Congratulations, Miya, until the end of Terushima-san's party, we're officially dating."

    or: Atsumu needs a fake date. Sakusa needs a fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Chapters:
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    27 Aug 2025

  13. Rec *

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    atsumu swears he is straight. just straight.

    then sakusa makes him come in his pants one night in their hotel room.

    so... maybe he isn't straight? (he falls in love with sakusa and never gets back up)

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    15 Aug 2025

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    “I can’t tell if this is extremely weird or extremely sweet.” Komori hums, “I think it’s maybe kind of both.”

    “It’s not weird,” Kiyoomi says sternly, “Fans do this all the time.”

    “Yeah but you’re not ‘fans’,” Komori tilts his head to the side as he watches him, “You’re Sakusa Kiyoomi. You were on the cover of volleyball monthly. Every time you see Miya in person you pretend to forget his name but now you’re wearing his merch”

     

    When an old photo resurfaces with damning evidence of his infatuation with a certain setter, Kiyoomi makes a new ally, creates a series of misunderstandings, traumatizes half the team, and still somehow gets the guy.

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    13 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I have reread this four times this week…

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    Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi’s Co-Stars With Benefits Arrangement Contract

    Rules:
    1. The span of this arrangement will only last up to the very last day of filming. Anything past that is forbidden.
    2. This arrangement will be kept top secret. For obvious reasons.
    3. Absolutely no getting emotionally attached.
    4. No kissing outside filming.

    Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi get cast in a gay film together where they, in the words of The Great Philosopher Rihanna, fell in love in a hopeless place.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    The Yiling Laozu demands Lan Wangji's hand in marriage in exchange for his aid in the failing Sunshot Campaign. Or so it seems.

    Three months earlier, Lan Wangji is rescued from the Xuanwu of Slaughter's cave by a handsome man with a brilliant smile who wields a power he always believed corrupting and uncontrollable as easily as breathing.

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    05 Jan 2024

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    “It’s okay that you miss him,” said Lan Wangji, a familiar litany to them both by now. “Do you feel sad?”

    “I feel sad,” A-Yuan repeated, shoulders hitching with tiny hiccuping sniffs. “When is he coming back?”

    “I don’t know. I am not sure where he is.”

    But this seemed to frustrate A-Yuan. “Xian-gege! I miss him! Please, baba?” He looked up at him with wet cheeks and a wide, quivering frown. “Please baba can you ask him? I really miss him!” He sobbed again, heartbreakingly.

    It stabbed straight through him, cracking open the reservoir of loss and helplessness that was all his own. His child’s grief did that, sometimes. It always took him by surprise. He caught his breath sharply and gathered A-Yuan into his arms, holding him tight until the pain ebbed.

    “I will try,” he said softly into A-Yuan’s hair, when he could speak again. He never made uncertain promises and tried not even to raise uncertain hopes, but his son was hurting. His son believed he could make it better. He couldn’t not try.

    Wen Qing might at least know who this “Xian-gege” was. He would text her in the morning. It would be a start.

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    Chapters:
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    183,134

    15 Aug 2022

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    “We talked about it,” Xie Lian says, hearing the frustration in his voice. “I want to go to the next step.”

    “It's okay if you don't—” Hua Cheng started.

    “I do! God, I want it so much. I don't want you thinking that I don't. I—I think about it all the time, San Lang.”

    Hua Cheng looks pleased, the tops of his cheekbones flushing to match his red shirt, and his thumb strokes the back of Xie Lian's hand.

    “What do you think about, gege?”

    --

    Xie Lian seeks a lesson in desire. And another. And another.

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    Comments:
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    183,702

    30 Jun 2022

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    The text keeps flashing over and over in Lan Zhan's head like the bulb lights on a marquee. They’d been talking about homework directly before that, swapping notes on music theory in the baroque period. Then, like a fork of lightning out of a clear blue sky: wanna practice kissing? 😚

    Wei Ying suggests an arrangement. Lan Zhan, in love, deals.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    20 Apr 2022

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    "I've been trying not to think about Xiao-xiong and Song-xiong," Wei WuXian confesses. "I didn't know them that well either, but I really liked meeting them. I guess I had known what their deal was before, but to actually meet them was like, Here, idiot, here's two cultivators doing exactly what you want to do! It's possible after all!" Lan WangJi stops breathing. Wei WuXian continues, "I thought then that maybe after everything was over I could…" He stops and clears his throat. Then he admits, "Well, I sort of fantasized about whisking you away from Gusu and convincing you to join their sect with me."

    "Oh," Lan WangJi breathes.

    --
    you know that part in CQL where they've just met xxc and sl for the first time and lwj watches them leave with the most unbelievably intense yearning in his eyes? you know how that's gonna make yi city EVEN WORSE? yeah

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    60,989

    06 Apr 2022

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