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    There’s something wrong with Will.

    It started three weeks ago, almost four. Will had woken from some sort of nightmare and, instead of seeking comfort in Mike the way he usually would, he’d rolled out a sleeping bag from the closet and chosen to sleep on the floor.

    No one believes Mike, except for Joyce. But even she doesn’t understand the full extent to which something is wrong with Will.

     

    Mike understands, though. Mike has been paying attention.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Eddie's a little high, heading home after a gig, when he spots a Camaro swerving down the road. Shortly thereafter, is Billy Hargrove staggering along the shoulder.

    Billy just wanted to get his stupid little "sister" home before Neil could hand him a real ass-beating. Now he's gotta find his car and an explanation.

    Steve's way too out of it for this shit. He's pretty sure Billy just killed a demodog with his bare hands and somehow Eddie Munson is here and pulling the kids out of the tunnel.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Steve, I’ve solved your problem.”

    “Huh?”

    “I’ve found your dreamboat. Your perfect match, your other half- fits your type to a t. Literally right now, you could walk over and proposition this person to bear your six offspring and sail off into the sunset together in a shitty RV.”

    Steve blinks at her bemusedly, and then she points out beyond the pool- where Eddie Munson sits in the grass, smiling lazily as El and little Holly Wheeler adorn him in daisy chains, giggling as he bows to each of them, adjusting his flowery crown.

    Steve groans, face in his palms. 

    “Yeah,” he laughs dryly, “if only Eddie was a chick, huh?”

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    five times steve laments over the fact that eddie would be the perfect partner if he was a girl, and one time where he realises that’s no longer an issue for him

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    05 Feb 2026

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    All he'd ever known was the softness of laundered bedsheets, trimmed bikini lines, fruity perfumes doused onto the beating pulse of fragile-necked girls.

    But this? It was unlike anything he'd ever experienced. It reeked of sweat and cheap pot, his back was aching from the stained linoleum floors, he was miserably aroused at the thought of the town freak making a mess of himself. It was dirty, perverted.

    Why did he like it so much?

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    28 Jan 2026

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    The first time he hears Dustin and Mike mention the name Eddie Munson he almost walks into a VHS display at work.

    Steve wants to ask them how Eddie’s doing but then his face from that last party flashes into his head and he always clams up. If he was Eddie he’d want nothing to do with him and rightly so.

    Instead Steve teasingly complains about how much time they spend with Eddie and that’s as far as it goes.

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    18 Jan 2026