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    “Look,” the noodle human said. “Here’s the deal. You’ve seen Annie, right?”

    Techno shook his head.

    “It’s a movie,” the human explained, unconcerned, “and a musical. In it, some rich guy needs a PR boost, and so he goes and picks up a penniless orphan for a week. The idea is the kid gets an awesome Christmas and everyone thinks the rich guy’s some awesome dude. I’m proposing a deal like that, except unlike little orphan Annie, I understand what the deal is going in.”

    Tommy gets fake adopted by millionaire vampire Technoblade to boost his public image in exchange for paying for Tommy's college when he turns 18. As expected Techno totally doesn't get immediately, totally attached.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Phil had had a certain image in his head when the police had knocked on his door informing him that a shapeshifter had been caught living as a dog in the local park and that said shapeshifter had recently used Phil's 14-year-old son's visage for purposes unknown. Yet, upon going to confront this shapeshift, instead of what he'd expected, he found a terrified 7-year-old racoon hybrid. When Phil was told they were struggling to find someone to foster him after all of the stunts he'd pulled, there was really only one thing Phil could do.

    Tommy is not particularly enthused to be fostered by the man whose son's face he'd stolen. Foster families were bad enough without already having a reason to hate him and without a lock on his powers. There was no kind reason Phil would want him in his custody. He just needs to figure out what type of bad it will be.

    (Yes, I'm writing a story with the same basic premise once again. Yes, I am doing so in a genre that is oversaturated on this site. No, I will not apologize.)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    The best part about vampirism was how it really streamlined Shane’s diet. The worst part was everything else.

    Or, Vampire!Shane & Werewolf!Ilya AU. Everything else is (mostly) the same.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    When people are desperate they turn to faith. Panem has done a good job creating a truly secular society, stamping out the religions of the past, but nothing can stop new gods from rising.

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    Or: When Gaea curses Percy to live in a world without the gods, he winds up in District 4 and is chosen as tribute for the 70th Hunger Games. From there, everything just kind of spirals.

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    06 Apr 2025

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    35. mWhooooo boy.

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    Oscar had never really put all that much thought into his status as a beta.

    As a beta, his secondary sex didn't put anywhere near as much of an effect on his every day life in the way that being an alpha or omega would. He didn't experience heats or ruts, and well… his ability to scent was baseline. His own scent was mild and even, much less prone to souring. In turn, he wasn't as affected by the scents of others either. It meant he had a pretty easy time on the track, all things considered.

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    Or the fic where Oscar shifts from beta to omega and has to deal with the fallout.

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    23 Mar 2025

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