schlaikjer
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Don't Bring a Knife to a Dog Fight by schlaikjer
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
05 May 2025
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His hands hovered uselessly again, fingers twitching like they wanted to reach for something. For Luke. For the helmet. For control.
“This is a bad idea,” he said quietly.
“Mm,” Luke hummed, mouth ghosting over the armor on Din’s stomach. “I don’t do good ones.”
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Or I made Luke blind and really really horny
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The Art of Disillusion by schlaikjer
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Apr 2025
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“Wait.”
Stopping and looking over his shoulder, Din saw the blond facing him once again; his face was calm, and yet gears were clearly turning in his head.
“You said fifty years old?”
“Yeah?”
The other man stood still for another moment.
“I want to hire you.”
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Or I really wanted to read a fic where Luke found Grogu before Din so I wrote one myself
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Sith Lord Swell [Fanart] by schlaikjer for AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Jan 2023
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man this fic is one of my favorite crack fics ive read so i just wanted to draw a pseudo-cover for it.
+ the sketches
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Falling for You by 1967HogwartsGoddess
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
26 Feb 2022
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In an alternate series of events, Percy saves Annabeth from falling into Tartarus. Too bad he can't save himself. As Annabeth leads the Seven on a treacherous quest to meet him at the Doors of Death, Percy fights through a wasteland of pain, torture and difficult choices.
Surrounded by monsters, alone in the darkest corner of the underworld, he starts to question whether he's a good kid anymore.
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You can choose whether this fic has a good or bad ending! DO NOT REPOST. Have fun! :)
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Bookmarked by schlaikjer
18 Mar 2024
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After an encounter with a Bludger, Harry Potter wakes up in Slytherin robes. Everyone hates him except for Draco Malfoy, who is his friend—maybe more than a friend.
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- 74/74
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10 Jun 2023
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Instinct by treenahasthaal for lovesdaryl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Aug 2014
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There was something about the blond boy in the crowd of detainees that caught Commander Yarryn's attention. Something that pulled at his gut and told him there was more about this captive than met the eye. It was his duty to find out what it was the boy was hiding - and find it he would, for Yarryn was very good at his job.
12 weeks after the destruction of the Death Star.
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- Part 1 of Invictus
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- English
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Bookmarked by schlaikjer
03 Aug 2021
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A simple mission to check out an abandoned weapons factory turns into a dangerous fight for survival. Trust is broken, loyalties will be tested, and dark secrets are brought to light. Because sooner or later, the truth always comes out.
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- Part 1 of Along a Different Path
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- English
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- 10/10
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17 Jun 2022
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The New Sith Order by Chi-chi-chimaera (gestalt1)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game)
03 Oct 2021
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Ten year old Luke Skywalker has no chance of fighting back when two Imperial Inquisitors stumble across him on an accidental visit to Tatooine. His family dead and nameless as any other stolen child, the only way to survive is to excel in his Dark Side training and become a fully fledged Inquisitor. There is no way to fully hide his power and potential however, and soon Darth Vader begins to take notice...
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- Part 5 of Star Wars Fic Collection
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03 Jul 2021