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The void stared into Hawkins, and Hawkins stared back by sarcastical
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Sep 2023
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In which the Demogorgon mistakenly opens a portal to a capitalist hell-scape, a McDonald's regional manager spots an opportunity, and Henry Creel discovers that maybe he underestimated the power of a few severely overworked and underpaid fast food servers.
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Hopper knew it was a bad sign when the asshole standing over him with a fistful of paperwork had to leave the room to take a message on his radio. Between all the bodies Sal had reported being pulled out of the middle school and the helicopters he could hear flying overhead Hopper had figured there were even odds that the girl was still alive and free, but the satisfied expression on the agent’s face as he came back into the room suggested maybe that wasn’t the case anymore.
He’d made his choice. Traded a live kid for one that he’d only had a slim chance of bringing home alive. Gambled on the probability of that Wheeler kid and his little friends ignoring him again and leaving the place he’d ordered them to stay and on a little girl winning a fight with a bunch of trained adults with guns.
William Byers was alive.
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There are numerous alternate dimensions in which Obi Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker run into some anomaly in the force that allows them to travel back and attempt to fix their timeline. Unfortunately in this dimension the artefact in question was designed to send slightly more than one person back.
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After a long (or at least it felt long) difficult life (and a suprisingly long death) Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master and sometimes mad desert hermit is pleased to wake up somewhere sunny, warm and sand-free. Honestly, waking up in the AgriCorp is just another example of the force's slightly unexpected sense of humour, and after so many years fighting it is a somewhat welcome change in a world where he can still feel his loved ones, rich in the force across the stars.
Unfortunately, one day it suddenly becomes clear that this is not, strictly speaking, the after life he was looking for. -
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The famous mercenary Hawkeye has a secret - a reason for staying at a distance - but if experience has taught him anything it's not to show it.
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In the midst of searching for Holly and the incoming battle against Vecna, Will is suddenly taken captive by the military for reasons adjacent to the manhunt directed at Eleven. Turns out, Will has other powers, untapped and suppressed by a chunk of his childhood he doesn't have any recollection of.
Sure enough, hell breaks utterly loose—with Mike and Eleven at the helm of the chaos. They are getting Will back one way or another, all else be damned. Though, unbeknownst to them, Will is also in the middle of piecing together an untold part of himself, along with a discovery that might make him choose to sacrifice his freedom. Completely.
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04 Feb 2026
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It’s 1994, and Eddie’s been a guest of Uncle Sam at Pelican Bay since it opened in ‘89, when his public defender stopped defending and he resigned himself to the sixty to life bag the Spring Break of ‘86 had left him holding. Sure, the series of frantic transfers that made Wayne and the Party lose track of him (and cost him his unlikely prison penpal, Steve Harrington) truly were a bummer, but life’s actually not too bad, in the long run: he’d got three hots and a cot, ya know, and sometimes a few of the other inmates actually believe him when he tells them he’s innocent. Still — the new lawyer and a paralegal shaped suspiciously like one Erica Sinclair is starting to give him pause, and make him wonder if the story's not quite over yet…
Or: a story about seven letters, the worst love song ever written, and a heist.
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27 Jan 2026
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What would’ve happened if Brenner would have lived instead? Would the experiments continue even with Dr Kay around? Would Mike and Eleven get their happy ending?
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26 Jan 2026
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Or: The year is 1992; and Steve Harrington meets a monster, has a breakdown, fistfights a government official in a Wendy’s parking lot, and gets an unmarked post-card — not necessarily in that order.
Or: a buddy comedy that’s also a nightmare that’s also a love story.
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26 Jan 2026
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and she wasn’t alone. the same grizzled man kali saw in the junkyard stood by clinging to his rifle – the cop, taking a tentative step towards them, never moving his eyes off her as he muttered his question to jane,
‘you wanna tell me who this is?..’
slowly, jane took in a breath – not of exhaustion, but of relief. the corners of her lips twitched, almost ready to form a smile in her complete shock. then she parted them..
‘kali..’
and kali, just as delirious, felt herself form the same smile, hope flooding her chest.
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it was funny, in a way, for kay to demand that kali find her sister. or that kali thought she could find her sister on her own.
because, in the end, kali had never found her on her own.
jane always found her.
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08 Jan 2026