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    welcome to the blackbonnet brainrot collection. This is the one stop shop for all my blackbonnet content. stay tuned for more

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    AFTG but with soulmates.

    here you will find prologues, the series rewrite and other snaps shots

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    a collection of all my anderperry works

    enjoy <3

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    short drabbles and one-shots of a bingo card i got on tumblr

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    “Don’t they still hurt, Ilya?

    “I should not. I can hurt—”

    “What about here? You have fed from here before,” Shane asks, a mischievous look in his eyes, as he brings Ilya’s hand up to rest on the outer part of his shoulder.

    Fed, God, it makes him feel like a child that needs to be taken care of. Lazy, cannot even catch his own food—

    “Let me help,” Shane whispers, “Let me keep them warm as well.”

    OR: the vampire ilya smut no one asked for, ft human shane inventing the concept of fang-warming.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “So we thought it’d be cute if we did your legal name.”

    The realization hits Shane only a split second before Harris lifts a Jersey. Same ugly Centaurs Pride Logo, Same 24, same A.

    HOLLANDER-ROZANOV is blazoned across the back, squeezed in to fit the 20 inches allotment.

    Shane and Ilya have their first Centaurs Pride Night as a married couple. They're definitely not weird about it. (Bood disagrees)

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

    Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

    “It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

     

    OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    February, 1996: Andrew gets into his car and disappears over the horizon, leaving Aaron and Neil behind to pick up the pieces.

    Two and a half years later, he walks back into their lives.

     

    Please do not translate or republish this work.

     

     

    Complete - posting Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    His entire body felt tense as the door was pushed open. He trained his eyes on the floor, monologuing before he could stop himself,

    “Just so you know, my buddies paid for this dance for me and I’m sure you’re very nice and very pretty and good at what you do but I’m actually gay so you can just- Do what you need to do but I don’t want you to be offended because I’m not as into this as you’re probably…usually…used to…”

    He trailed away as he looked up, and met the eyes of the very tall, very broad, very handsome man leaning against the doorframe.

    They stared at each other, and Shane blinked, struck dumb.

    Or, the night of JJ's bachelor party, Shane is forced into a lap dance he very much does not want. Until he does, and everything changes.

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    19 Feb 2026