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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 2.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: No
    Grade: A
    Excuse me? Why did you have my review taken down? I haven’t gone against any rules. Please check the guidelines of this website before incorrectly reporting someone else’s review.

    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 5.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: Yes
    Grade: A+
    I reported you cause you’re annoying

    Light Yagami takes his reviews on Rate My Professor very seriously. In an entirely unexpected and demented progression of events, Light spends an absurd amount of time and effort arguing with the most aggravating stranger of all time on this website. He will not sink to the level of this person and post multiple reviews or spam the page, because he respects the rules of Rate My Professor. He does not respect this stranger, because this stranger does not respect the rules of Rate My Professor.

    Light Yagami thinks about murdering this stranger. He thinks of nothing other than this stranger. It is not funny. This is a serious thing. He has never been more irritated in his life. He may do something violent.

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    14 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    If L’s presence was comforting for nothing else, it was for the reminder that both of them were still human. Funny as that was. Light had once envied L for his apparent inhumanity, but that had been at home, on the ground, cocooned by all other life on Earth. They’d met at an observatory during the early hours of the morning. Now they were a speck in the observable universe.

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    Light and L are the last men standing on a mission to Sagittarius A*, the Milky Way’s central supermassive black hole. They do not expect to return, nor can they foresee what lies in wait beyond the event horizon.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Three murders and a suicide, and coffee enough for all four.

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “nothingness” is a roadside diner and a pot of coffee

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    28 Jan 2026

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    He had spit in his mouth and clammy hands and the dirt tossed over his grave smelt earthy and fresh, like a park we could have walked through together, pretending to be unaccompanied and swapping mutually plagiarized theories about the state of world affairs.

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    You meet him in a church. He has black eyes and thin fingers that scribble over the pages with a leaky pen. He is crossing out lines in The Holy Bible and rewriting them in his own hand. His penmanship is not very good.

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    28 Jan 2026