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  1. Summary

    Yennefer was able to save Jaskier's life after the djinn and Geralt's unintentional wish, but at the cost of his voice. Now the man whose identity was built on his singing, wordplay, and verbal charm has to figure out how to exist in the world without those things. Thankfully, navigating that is easier when you have people who love you trying to help you manage it.

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    Disability, trauma, healing, Minecraft, and streaming on twitch. In which Grian is a disabled avian shut-in, Pearl is determined to get him out of his own head, Scar is determined to get him the streaming audience he deserves, Doc is determined to improve his quality of life through cybernetic engineering, and the kids at his physio are determined to get on his last nerve.

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    While being pursued by a monster the likes of which they’ve never seen, Geralt, Ciri, and Jaskier attempt to escape into another universe. When the portal collapses with Jaskier still in it, he’s thrown off course and someplace that looks similar to home, but is just a little to the left of normal. Now, Geralt and Ciri must travel the multiverse to find him, before the monster catches up to them and devours them all.

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    “How do I know?” The kid spits, knife raised again, trembling violently. His eyes are wet, angry and pleading and piercing right down into Grian’s soul.

    “...If I can fly?” Grian asks, confused. His heart is beating fast.

    The boy shakes his head violently, taking a lurching step forward, now only a few feet away. Something about his eyes almost seems familiar, but the thought is fleeting. The knife looks sharp. The child is crying, slow tears that barely have an effect on his voice.

    No,” the kid says forcefully. “How do I know you’re not a zombie?

     

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    A young Scar fresh from a world overtaken by zombies stumbles through The Rift onto Hermitcraft, and is quickly adopted by the rest of the Hermits, who have no idea who he actually is.
    An older Scar grapples with a past that he'd rather forget, all while trying to avoid the version of himself he left behind a long time ago.

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    27 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just really cool premise and a+ execution. Love their Scar characterization.

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    I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you.

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    10 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection. The ot3 in a nutshell.

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    Jensen’s been living in the Empire for over eight years and he’s just now realising he has a problem. When a solution presents itself in the form of a shaggy-haired guy holding a cup of coffee, will he accept an offer he really can’t afford to refuse?

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    19 Aug 2025

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    NOSCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My og must-reread, the only J2 fic on my radar. Finally upon AO3!!!

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    What voices, Scar?” Martyn asks again, a bit closer now, snapping him back to attention.

    “You— You know the Secret Keeper voices? When you succeed your task?” Scar asks, the words practically bursting out of him, propelled by the pressure of being kept at bay for so long.

    Martyn’s eyes narrow just slightly, his gaze flickering to the Secret Keeper and then back. “Yeah, I’ve heard ‘em. We all have, far as I can tell.”

    Scar nods and swallows, pasting on a shaky grin. “I hear them all the time.”

    OR, The Watchers take a special interest in Scar.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    this fic is fuckin fire. Scar gets turned into a Watcher, angst ensues. Happy ending tho.

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    The Admin sinks to one knee. “What are you doing?” Xelqua demands before he can stop himself, voice cracking.

    “Well,” a voice comes from The Admin, and it is… it is not weird, but it is, and Xelqua can not describe how - just that it sends another shiver down his spine. “You don’t exactly look happy, and I’m afraid that may have something to do with me.”

    It does. “That doesn’t exactly explain your… Everything.”

    “No use in intimidating you, friend.”

    Or: 5 times Grian meets a Hermit, and one time they already knew one another.

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    22 May 2025