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    Alastor, upon being forced to trek all the way up to Lucifer's tower, decides to have a little fun at the King's expense.
    They bicker, they trade threats, and Alastor even goes so far as to use his natural charm, just to fuck with that pretty stupid blonde head even more.
    One thing leads to another and they end up biting off way more than either of them can chew.

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    My entry to eggsplosion2025, which sees Alastor and Lucifer magically handcuffed together, and I slap as many favourite tropes (and eventually, kinks) in as I can.

    Fic is fully written, updates every Monday :)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Rosie's short one gentleman caller for the evening, Alastor's ego may have gotten him into more than he's ready for.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    In the aftermath of his little publicity flub, as VoxTek (name change pending) has been calling it, Vox works on restoring his body to its rightful state. One of the methods he finds works a little too well, and he finds himself in the streets of his own district looking like he did when he was alive—and more importantly, with the same exact power set as when he was alive. Which is to say: no fucking powers at all.

    He gets in trouble.

    Then the Radio Demon arrives.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.

    The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.

    And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.

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    03 Jan 2026