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Ed is very much looking forward to Stede's return after two weeks away from the inn. He has big, important plans! But those don't always work out quite right, do they?
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Ed spots a big ol’ zit on Stede’s back and he wants to pop it. And surprise! They have feelings and then they fuck about it.
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Stede picks up some fun ideas from his rebuilt book collection and Ed’s always going to yes, and? him.
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Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.
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Ed fucks Stede with a tentacle dildo, that’s it, that’s the fic.
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Ed can set his clock by his period. Has been able to for 30 years.
Except now.
17 days after he let stupid fucking Stede Bonnet come inside of him.
17 days later, and four fucking days late for his period.
He better not be fucking pregnant.
He can't keep it. He totally can't keep it. It'd be insane to fucking keep it.
Except, maybe, if he keeps it... For a little while at least.... He could keep Stede?
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17 Feb 2026
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The Ineluctable Modality of the Belly by aRealHumanBartender
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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Ed's belly is the world. The world is Ed's belly.
Stede watches his husband nap.Bookmarked by red_right_ankle
13 Feb 2026
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Just Can't Get Enough by oatmilktruther for anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Ed should know better.
Does know better, did know better.
Did know, when him and Stede were kissing-turned-making-out-turned-not-so-dry-humping, and he said, "Oh, you poor, needy thing, you," when he gave Ed that particular smile, the one hiding the razor glint of his canines, when he said, "Do you need to come?"
Ed absofuckinglutely knew it was a trap, and probably not a fun one.
So of course he said yes.
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26 Jan 2026
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For the prompt wintertime sads. As their second Christmas approaches at the inn, Stede gets a case of the deep greens. Ed worries. A misunderstanding ensues.
The companion song for this fic: U2's Ultra Violet Live (warning for flashing lights)
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08 Dec 2025
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Ed stands in front of the mirror and puts his hands on his belly. There’s nothing there, really. Just the pudge of comfort, of settling down. He purses his lips at the picture he makes. A man longing for something he can’t have.
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09 Nov 2025