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Ballister has a lot on his plate, and sometimes he forgets about things.
Sadly "things" are history test that he doesn't know anything.Sleep? Who's she?
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If I spiral, I'll do it in purple by ratty_couch
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), My Little Pony
14 Jul 2023
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Donnie wants to go to sleep (finally!), but something stops them.
When you get sucked in whole new diffrent universe what is your reaction?
And when it all feel like fever dream and hallucinations?
or: very dumb crossover about mlp and rottmnt I thought about and decided to write
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- Part 5 of turtle vent fics <3
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Bonding with movies by ratty_couch
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
17 Jun 2023
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Just watching movies with your dad, what can go wrong?
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- Part 4 of turtle vent fics <3
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Don't play with fire, kids by ratty_couch
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
23 May 2023
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Candles can be so many things.
Your self-care
Your coping mechanism
Your obsessionor: Mikey just wanted some calm, but they got dangerous habit instead
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- Part 3 of turtle vent fics <3
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Everybody loves meetings with family, right?
Well not John. He hates it. But what other choice he has?
So he prepares as well as he can.
or: John prepares for family dinner and has lot of feelings over it
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turtle vent fics <3 by ratty_couch
Fandom My Little Pony, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
14 Jul 2023
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When I write to vent
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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Bookmarked by ratty_couch
09 Jan 2026
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hilarous,
cheered me up after a shit day so it gets +radiation to the rating -
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Canon-adjacent series that picks up after 1x06, with a focus on QPR Dreamling (though leaning a bit towards romance in parts). Enjoy 🩶
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The Case of the Hellbound Souls by JUBE514
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics)
01 Aug 2024
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Edwin blinks, his hair in disarray, his clothing all rucked up from being carried. His blue eyes are blown wide open, looking around frantically.
Charles untangles himself, doing a little ungraceful flip-roll across the floor to get his legs and head the correct way around to actually face Edwin, scooting forward on his knees to grab ahold of Edwin’s shoulders. “Are you okay, mate?”
Edwin’s eyes lock onto Charles. There’s something weird in his gaze, looking right at Charles but not right at Charles. There’s ink on his shirt, half hidden by his blazer, smeared in with frantic motions of a fingerprint. He’s got a little sizzling mark right at the divot of his collar, already disappearing slowly, Charles can’t help but run his thumb over it, trying to wash away the pain like a smear of dirt on a cheek.
Edwin flinches.
Charles rips his hands away, still hovering only inches away. “Edwin, please, mate, you’re scaring me.”
Edwin looks confused, right into Charles' eyes, and asks—
“Who—who are you?”
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08 Jul 2025
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it's just so fucking good im gonna squeal!!!
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the slow trickling thaw that sets the banks in half by Ingi for gracefulpinecone
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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Let the record show that Crystal is full of good intentions, and it's not her fault that Edwin is as prickly as a porcupine and not even half as cute.
Crystal and Edwin, after Port Townsend. Growing pains are had.
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25 May 2025
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ebxubdidbaosbduvduf
screaming crying throwing up
i never watched thirteen reasons why but it may have convinced me