10 Works by puncturing_plotlines

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    Hayden knew he shouldn’t do it. He knew snooping on someone’s phone is not cool at all, but Shane’s dry spell had really tanked their standing for the playoffs.

    And before, anytime he was off his game a little “hanging out” with his “good friend” Boston Lily seemed to fix him up. Set him straight.

    So, while Shane toweled off in the showers, Hayden might have grabbed Boston Lily’s number from his phone.

    {Or, Hayden keeps meddling in Shane's love life to his own detriment.}

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    One of Thia’s favorite qualities that Dek possessed was his ability to adapt. When he surrendered himself to his surroundings, when he dropped the posturing, he became so tuned in to everything around him.

    Evidentially, understanding Thia’s body was no different.

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    Ilya only started doing it to annoy the fuck out of Hollander.

    Because annoying Hollander was the second-best thing to do with him.

    After fucking him, of course.
    And kissing him.
    And sexting him.

    Okay, so, annoying Hollander was a close fifth, is what Ilya is saying.

    {Or, Ilya starts to wear Shane's branded merch around him and it becomes a problem almost immediately}

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    Eric’s lips parted distractingly for a moment, before he smirked, “Wondering what a deranged harlot gets up to at an inn, Marius Valerius?”

    Color splashed across Marius’ cheeks like a wound, “I have no need of that knowledge. I know enough.”

    “Do you, now? Say more immediately,” demanded the Cobra, his voice indulgent and teasing.

    {Or, on the run to the Valerius Estate- lines are crossed, horses are named, and oaths come into play.}

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    “I told you, it’s only the beginning for us,” Natsusa's words were punctuated by his fingers hooking into Ibuki’s sweats and pulling them down to pool at his ankles, “I’m not satisfied yet, Ibuki,” Natsusa’s lips sing-song his name as his boxers follow his sweats. Ibuki's cock stands tall, long and pink at the tip.

    Natsusa’s grin is feral when he looks back up to Ibuki’s blushing face.

    “Plus,” he practically purrs, “I told you a little spit would fix you up.”

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    In short, Thia had all the working parts of a human female and then some.

    So, the issue was not whether Thia wanted to be with Dek. And, as was becoming increasingly obvious as Thia continued her touch experiments, it didn’t seem to be an issue of Dek wanting to be with Thia.

    The issue was in the how.

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    Thia had learned a lot about the Yautja on their three year long haul back to Yautja Prime:

    Discovery #1: Yautja were impatient beings.
    Discovery #2: Yautja were very good storytellers, when they put their minds to it.
    Discovery #3: Even Yautja root for the underdogs.
    Discovery #4: Yautja need touch too.
    Discovery #5: Yautja might be able to form
    crushes romantic or sexual attachments to beings outside their species.

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    What transpired with Arthur and Quincey while Seward and Van Helsing were following leads on the "Bloofer Lady". Takes place September 22-26th in the style of the original novel.

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    “Somethings never change, Mr. Spock,” the other Kirk stopped when he was directly behind Spock.

    “Such as?” Spock asked, still staring straight ahead.

    “Like how deeply I desire you,” Kirk said, his voice like melting honey, “How deeply you want me back.”

    “You are mistaken-”

    “Am I?” Kirk spoke in a whisper, intimate, right in Spock’s ear. “Shall we see how our better halves are faring?”

    {Or, due to science fiction screwiness Mirror!Kirk has a portable Tantalus Field which he uses to spy on Mirror!Spock seducing Jim whilst he tried to seduce Spock}

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    Was Jim really going to sit here while three of his crew discuss the size of Spock’s cock?

    Yes. Yes, he was.

    “So he’s got a nice sized dick,” scoffed Rand, slurping loudly from her drink, “That isn’t hard to find- have you ever hooked up with a Zeta guy? Now they-”

    “Two,” Chapel said succinctly.

    Jim’s eyes blew wide and it felt like his ears may have popped. Uhura burst into giggles while Rand made a choking sound very reminiscent of Jim’s own, “Excuse me?” she said with a croak.

    “Mr. Spock has two nicely sized...appendages,” Chapel amended her statement.

    “Two?” Janice’s voice echoed. After another bout of giggles, she said, “Live long and prosper, indeed.”

    [Or, the real reason Jim was so rude during I, Mudd.]

    {Or, Fun with dicks and Jim}

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