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Splendour by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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At the sound, Su She swings around, clutching his robe at the throat. Jin Guangyao stops short as he enters, taking in the foolish, maidenly tableau in front of him. Under the lamplight, the gold of his robes looks more exquisite than it is, a whole cloak of honeyed lamé.
On the two-year anniversary of casting the Hundred Holes curse, Su She stays at Koi Tower.- Language:
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26 Dec 2025
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Mark's parents buy him Eduardo - a state-of-the-art, brand new, tailor made robotic best friend - for his birthday. The only problem is, Mark asked for a laptop.
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28 Nov 2025
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"So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."
"It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."
"I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."
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Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.Bookmarked by proxybird
02 Nov 2025
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Lex doesn't know what he finds more irritating; that his nemesis who he sometimes has casual sex with assumes he has every right to thoroughly interfere with a routine targeted assassination attempt against him, or that he would probably be just as invested if it happened to almost anyone else.
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- Part 2 of mutually beneficial arrangements
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30 Oct 2025
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Clark Kent wasn’t special. There was nothing extraordinary about him at all. He was a simple farmboy from a small town. Lex had ensured that, ruling out every single other possibility before coming to the only reasonable conclusion: Clark Kent and Superman were sleeping together.
They must be. Kent is the only journalist Superman will do interviews with, and one doesn’t get that kind of exclusivity unless something else is on the bargaining table. Well. Lex can bargain too.
aka: Lex Luthor attempts to destroy Superman's connection to the press by seducing his boyfriend, the one and only Clark Kent.
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27 Oct 2025
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Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn’t planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner.
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06 Oct 2025
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They say that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, yet expecting different results. Lex had become resigned to this maxim, until a family emergency brought Clark and Conner to him for help, perhaps this time to stay.
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04 Oct 2025
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"It was 4:42 on a Friday afternoon in mid-March when Clark suddenly figured out how to defeat Lex Luthor once and for all."
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04 Oct 2025
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Jin Ling is lonely, bored, and feeling neglected. Xue Yang makes it better. Sort of.
If Jin Ling doesn't think too hard about certain things.
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19 Sep 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
SecUnit One: Indeed.- Language:
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06 Aug 2025
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Viktor huffed with the smile of a man who wasn't the least bit defeated, even strewn across the floor of his destroyed lab—and on the desk, where his claw had landed.
As languidly as he could manage, Viktor tilted his head, his eyes narrowed. “Why would you ask such a stupid question,” he asked softly, his tone aimed for Jayce’s own equipment. “Why would I alter it? It was already perfect. Or have you forgotten?”
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Jayce comes to visit Viktor in his lab after their divorce and it goes... quite well, actually.
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30 Jun 2025
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Two bros chillin' in the hot tub, five feet apart 'cuz they're not gay
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06 Jun 2025
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17 May 2025
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The rune chews them up and spits them out.
Jayce takes Viktor and runs.
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20 Feb 2025
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After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.
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19 Feb 2025
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Gavin doesn’t realise he’s grabbing the nearest breakable object until he’s hurling it at the far wall.
Not at R. Never at R. But it’s pretty fucking close.-
Gavin and R.K have their first argument.
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- Part 5 of Fuck pride timestamps
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17 Feb 2025
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Fuck pride (pride only hurts, it never helps) by ImogenGotDrunk
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Aug 2018
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After the android uprising, Connor becomes a permanent fixture in the DPD. That’s fine. Gavin can accept that. The dipshit’s more human than he used to be, and a decent detective to boot. Gavin can deal with him being around.
What Gavin cannot deal with is Connor’s replica; prissy, cold-eyed, and with a mouth that Gavin doesn’t know whether to punch or take between his teeth. The RK900 model has been assigned as his partner for the foreseeable future.
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Now with a little timestamps series.
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17 Feb 2025
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It's my version of the angry bantery hurt/comfort and makeup sex scene which was obviously cut from the latter part of the 2009 film; as you can probably guess from that description, moderate spoilers and mostly movieverse, with a couple of oblique references to book canon.
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18 Oct 2024
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Enoch Barnes, the mayor of Pottsfield, has an old friend who would just love to have him for dinner.
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- Part 1 of Blutrunst
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17 Oct 2024
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…Oh, that mothfucker. The chain between his wrists was long enough that, pulled taut by his collar chain, the padlock was above his hands. Jedao bet that it was just far enough above that he’d have to kneel up to get enough slack to attempt the lock—which would immediately put him in conflict with the humbler. And he only had seven minutes.
“How long did it take you to come up with this?” Jedao groaned.
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14 Sep 2024