profjared
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Where Nature unbreaks the Boundary by profjared for DoubleHearted
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Feb 2026
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Jimmy shows his kindness and helpfulness in a way that a lot of people don't expect it. Maybe even Jimmy himself doesn't expect it.
Or: 5 times Jimmy's car is a pondering space, +1 where it's just Safe.
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I couldn't gauge your fears (I can't relate to my peers) by profjared
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Sep 2021
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"Ranboo felt like crying at the sight of the many people dead, but soon enough he had one goal in mind: he decided to stay in the open trying to find (or maybe not find) the body of the person he might have considered a sister a few weeks prior and maybe find his kind neighbour too.
But Fate is cruel and likes to laugh in the faces of the people who hope.
Ranboo found the prettiest burnt flower petals near her."
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Or, that oneshot where Ranboo was Tubbo’s neighbour and was just a kid in a town (for the most part). -
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As Ranboo exits the Ranvan he experiences a bunch of emotions, and to deal with them he goes and visits his son.
In other words: The conversation that Ranboo had with Tubbo made him realise some things.
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Yeah, no, Ranboo totally doesn't see Captain Sparklez as his parental figure.
Nor does Captain Sparklez see Ranboo as his little gremlin piece of child figure.
Or in other words: someone had to write this,and I decided it would be me.
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Dogchamp and how Purpled adopted him. by profjared
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
04 Jul 2021
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Exploring the way Purpled found Dogchamp and how Dogchamp always seems to remember people who wronged Purpled.
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L'manberg's First Superhero: A Comprehensive Catastrophe by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Mar 2022
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"Aw, has poor Spider-Man finally given up?"
Operam's grinning mouth, obscured by the haunting mask, swam in Ranboo's vision. The yells and screams of the city around him flooded in his ears, a chorus of "get up, Spider-Man, you can do this!" thrusting his body into the limelight once more, a shell of the superhero he once claimed to be.
"Go home, boy. You're not meant to be a hero."
Ranboo had always been a shadow in the background, helping shine the light on people much better than him. Surely getting bitten by a radioactive spider won't change that at all, will it?
Bookmarked by profjared
25 Feb 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
I need to reread this when this someday's finished because I want to relive all these fun little shenanigans I swear
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the prestige by Enderwoah for bunflower
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Limelight AU - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Jan 2022
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It was meant to go just as practised. He'd broken out of this tank dozens of times before for practice- really, it wasn't even difficult. He knew how to swim, and the tank was never even properly locked. The small padlock they used physically couldn't close or lock correctly. It was all fake, and he could push out of the tank easier than breaking his head above water.
These comforting facts slowly filter away as Ranboo realizes that the lock is real, and he's quickly running out of air.
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- Part 9 of my [one]shot[s]
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just close your eyes (soon we'll be home) by Enderwoah
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Aug 2021
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purpled doesn't know what he's doing with himself. his ufo is gone, he has no friends, his brother is missing in action (as per usual), and quackity's words hang over his head every single day. it's the only thing accompanying him at his secluded home aside from his thoughts and his dog.
enderwalk ranboo likes to wander. and with a potion that makes him completely fine with water, he had a lot more options for where to go.
cue a meetup between the ender man and the tired phantom hybrid.
[title from almost home by mxmtoon]
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- Part 4 of my [one]shot[s]
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10 Aug 2021
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But the Earth Refused to Die by lexagon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Mar 2022
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“Access key needed to access memory storage. Please contact CyberLife for further instructions.” It blinks, attempting to retrieve the number. “Access to CyberLife has been disabled. Please call CyberLife Repairs to enable it.”
“Uh, Phil?” Techno says, unsure.
Phil’s attention doesn't drift from it. “Ranboo, you’re scaring us, mate.”
It tilts its head at the name, smiling absently.
“Name not registered. Would you like to register the name, ‘Ranboo’?”
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In the mids of retirement, Phil and Techno happen upon a damaged and distressed android, one from the very same place they've been avoiding. Whatever CyberLife did to the person that used to be their friend seems unfixable, but trying to solve it with the power of love and friendship couldn't hurt, right?
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17 Jul 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
For when I need something to reread, love this so much [holds gently]