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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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12 Feb 2026
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oh this is so good how do people have such brains that create wonders like this
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Extra! Extra! She's Kissing Superman! by TheThirdChild
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
13 Jul 2025
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A photo of Lois kissing Superman sparks chaos at the Daily Planet—especially since everyone knows she’s been dating Clark Kent… who doesn’t seem upset at all.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Off the Record
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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06 Feb 2026
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Before Robin by wafflebish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
01 Jan 2026
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When Dick Grayson accidentally portals into the past, he finds himself on the Justice League’s Watchtower surrounded by younger versions of the original members of the Justice League...including Batman.
But none of them have any idea who Nightwing (or even Robin) is.
What a perfect opportunity to create a little chaos...while also trying not to break the timestream.
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Unusual Gardening Methods by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Sep 2023
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Kelly is in BIG trouble for calling her brother a bad word (or seven). But Mum wants to know where she even heard the words she used so now she's been dragged down to Eden Cottage so they can confirm she did hear it there. Because Mum doesn't believe anyone would call anyone else a 'pathetic underperforming piece of pointless fucking greenery'.
Joke's on her though. Or about to be.
(Or the fic where Crowley really needs to keep his voice down)
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“I have time.”
Tim does not, in fact, have time.
But it’s Nightwing who is calling. What’s he going to do—say no? Preposterous. That's a crime in and of itself. Tim would rather swallow nails and kiss his mother goodnight than say no to Dick Grayson. “How can I help you, Nightwing?”
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or, when tim is three people at the same time, jebaits the bats into joining their family twice, and might be accidentally running the city as an emergency hotline operator. not necessarily in that order. -
Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE
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07 Dec 2025
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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holys hit i genuinely think this is the best thing i have ever read in like half a forever whATTTTTTTTT (and i actually caught the final reveal way before it happened heheh, but that just means it's good storytelling)
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proverb - A person who wanders or travels often and at length will not be burdened by attachments such as friends, family, or possessions.
Bdubs has done well for himself, thank you very much! He's got a ship, he's got business, he's got friends! A man needs nothing more in the grand universe.
It's hard being a human in the great beyond; a new species to the intergalactic community means poachers, a black market, and an everpresent danger.
The solution? Simple! Don't be a human.
Obviously, it's not going to be as easy as that. Not when he finds himself joining the crew of the Hermit Craft, not when he learns he's not quite alone.
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03 Dec 2025
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i think this is one of the better alien fics ive read. not only because it diverges a bit from the common prompt but the glare descriptions.. man they are so good. i love creature lore
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A Ghost Story by Lemobread
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
31 Oct 2023
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"You."
The ghost's figure became clearer, but no easier to look at in the darkness of the night. Its form was shimmering and smoky, producing waves of heat that made any sort of clear image impossible to discern from the rest. Somehow, Jimmy couldn't look away. Two glowing red eyes, the only real feature the ghost had, held his terrified gaze, and, despite the overwhelming heat, Jimmy felt himself break into a cold sweat.
He silently prayed that Grian and the others had hidden themselves better than he did. The smudge stick had cloaked their retreat, but it had burned out while he was still out in the open.
The ghost stepped closer.
Jimmy squeezed his eyes shut, preparing for the worst.
"I want you to help me find the person who killed me."
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- Part 1 of ghost stories
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27 Nov 2025
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the humour bits in this are so peak and the story is so perfectly planned out and sensible
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Jimmy really hated lying to his friends.
Which was weird because he was basically doing that all the time. At least normally he lied through omission, this felt a little dirtier. He hoped they wouldn’t worry about him.
He had practically begged the others to wait, even just a day, but they were determined to move now. If he had a few more hours he could handle this without getting the others involved. Of course he’d been hesitant to use his powers -showing his godly side tended to encourage cultists, even when he used it to tell them to fuck off- but obviously he wasn’t going to let Hermes get hurt.
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a new cult worshipping 'The Canary' have popped up and kidnapped Hermes
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24 Nov 2025
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i liked the "folding into his vessel"-bit. reminds me of the unfolding and refolding of atoms in three body problem. loved the word choices, made it feel. interesting
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PHEWSTEL collection by Proteastheleaf
Fandom AURORA (Norway Musician), Sky: Children of the Light (Video Game)
06 Jan 2026
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Martyn stepped up to the statue. It was old. Looked like something pulled right out of an old castle's garden, left behind in a forgotten kingdom. The stone was covered in dirt and moss. Additionally, it had cracked and chipped away in certain places. So at first glance, he'd understand why he won with such a low bid. But then he took a moment to look at the... finer details hidden under the filth. His hands moved to follow up on the statue's figure. A gentle yet purposeful hand tracing the shape of the statue's boot to the fine details of its jean stitching. He was looking at a masterpiece hidden under so much dirt it had been sold to him for only a fraction of what it should be worth.
Martyn could forgive himself for ruining the passion he had put into his last piece if it meant he was able to afford a statue of such beauty. Because he was going to put that passion into cleaning this statue.
Or, the Red King's statue is the most beautiful piece of art Martyn has ever seen and he decides to restore it. Once it's completed, the Red King comes to life.
Bookmarked by problemsolved
16 Oct 2025
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love descriptions of the art and what it means. because. yes that is how it works. like the crushed heart?? genius. the people in this are so people. like they could be real. author has written this in a way that makes it seem like something that has happened to real people and that's amazing
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There’s a wall around his town now. A wall. Jimmy can’t even begin to imagine how many blocks it is. How long it must have taken to gather all the materials, all the dye, and how much effort it must have taken to build. And it was built quickly too, practically overnight, otherwise he would have seen it slowly rising into the sky or heard about it from his citizens.
He hates it.
He's tired of the jokes tired of the teasing, and when Joel stops by to mock him, to tell him that, "He's going to have to give in eventually," he takes a moment to consider... what if he actually did?
Not actually! But if he can dress like a doll, if he can act like one, if he can convince everyone that he is one and then make them regret it, then maybe, just maybe, he can get them to stop.
It's going to take training. He's going to have to learn to sew. He'll have to learn to act. He'll need to figure out how to use makeup. And maybe, just maybe, with the help of the citizens that adore him, he can pull it off.
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16 Oct 2025
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deserved
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Joel is a Redditor. Joel shares dreams with Kakashi. Somehow, these things are connected.
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Etho thinks the world is round. The hermits, understandably, vehemently disagree with this ridiculous notion.
But rather than jump to outright mockery, Zedaph proposes an alternative- a series of scientific tests, to determine once and for all the true shape of their world!
After all, if the science is settled, then that just means it's repeatable...right?
OR: The silly science satire comedy fic nobody asked for but you're getting anyway. Complete with try-it-yourself experiments that YOU can do at home (Yes, you!)
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21 Sep 2025
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Came for Etho being a round-earther (in minecraft), stayed for the perfect Zedaph characterisation (and everything else)
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Don't Waste Your Time on Me by TariSirfalas
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
31 Aug 2024
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Joe gets some strange visitors to the cabin he's been haunting for as long as he can remember.
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Light Before by storythief11
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Sky: Children of the Light (Video Game)
25 Sep 2024
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The cloak was midnight-blue with intricate gold patterns stitched into it. He had a distinct memory of seeing those patterns lit up and glowing like a candle flame, and of sitting on a sand dune next to a campfire watching another girl with white hair and a mask sew them, but that was a long time ago, and the cloak’s former splendor had been lost since then. It was tattered to the extent that it was practically just a bundle of rags held together by love and hope. He hardly dared to touch it for fear of finally ruining it, and part of him longed to wear it again, to reach for the skies like he once did with no fear of falling.
He closed the chest and headed for the door, leaving the cloak where it had laid for the past twenty years.
Or: Etho is a Skykid who grew up.
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- Part 1 of The Light Before
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the skeleton in Mr. Tango's supply closet by CocoBean00 for OshawottWarrior
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
07 Jul 2025
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Alright, Mr. Tango. Let’s see what skeletons are in your closet.
Slowly, ever so slowly, Grian presses down on the handle, then pulls the door open inch by inch, trying to avoid the horrible creaking noise it normally makes.
They all inhale in anticipation. The closet comes into view at a snail’s pace. After an eternity, the crack is wide enough for Grian to poke his head around and peek inside.
It’s pitch black.
Of course it is. Their torches are off! Grian scolds himself for being such an idiot.
Opening the door further, he switches it on, blinding them all briefly as the brightness, then blinks away the spots as his eyes adjust.
What.
On earth.
Is that???
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grian and friends want to figure out why their teacher, Mr. Tango, is so shady all the time. They he has a skeleton in the closet that no one could have anticipated.
(spoiler alert it's a literal skeleton)
(and mumbo brings it back to life cuz he's like that)OR or:
Crack... so much crack.... it's kinda funny sometimes. if you squint.Series
- Part 3 of Coco's '25 AUFEST Battleship Collection
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30 Aug 2025
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Mumbo having an app on his phone that performs necromancy is hilarious. That he got an ad halfway through was perfection.
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The Permit Backrooms by gri_arc, saturna_alis for Adamnedusername
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Aug 2025
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CUB: I mean- you know Grian, Scar. A whole week? No pranks, no builds, no expanding fields of wheat. Not even a glimpse of him fishing.
SCAR: Oh, didn’t he give that up? The fishing thing, after he got the book?
CUB: Not the point! Plus, I’ve seen him fish after that. I think he’s going through withdrawals.
SCAR: Of fishing?
CUB: People get addicted to weird things, man.//
or, grian goes off grid and scar tries to go find him
or or,
hey remember that one episode in hermitcraft ten where grian described the permit office basement as a liminal space
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- Part 3 of Satu's fic fight four endeavours (2025)
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What in the hell kind of name for an alias is Matches?
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- Part 13 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts