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The Knave sighed. “Everyone has their own tastes. I personally respect the choice to keep it as simple as possible, as well as letting it steep according to one’s own preference. Although…” She glanced at the Wanderer’s teacup with light concern. “…Hat Guy, that looks more like coffee than tea.”
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With Columbina missing, the remaining two Harbingers decide to invite the mysterious 'Hat Guy' to their tea party. Surely, he won't accidentally attract more of their suspicions in this situation...
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06 Feb 2026
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A Bard's Mischief by Wild_Card_Writing for Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid, HeirOfSerenity, The_Cinderninja
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Venti finds out he has merch as Barbatos, and it's all so weird…, and then he has a wicked idea. Chaos Venti is a gremlin. Diluc has nightmares, Kaeya knows all the worst things and Jean has a secret collection that she shares with Lisa.
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- Part 3 of In the City of Winds, There is a Menace
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02 Feb 2026
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“Al-Haitham, please meet my assistant, Hat Guy."
So that is his real name?
"Do you really find that funny?" Hat Guy groused.
So it isn't his real name.
Nahida giggles. "Don't you like it?"
Hat Guy mutters something under his breath that Al-Haitham could have caught if not for his ambient noise suppressing headphones. An oversight he shall consider rectifying if not for the cons of having to hear everyone else.Al-Haitham and Hat Guy reluctantly work together during the Interdarshan Championships.
"Yes, I will question even Lesser Lord Kusanali if I see something I do not find rational."
"Humans like you," Hat Guy mutters. Then, a little delighted, "oh, you should have been in Inazuma a year ago."
Al-Haitham furrows his brows. "You refer to the Vision Hunt Decree?"
"I would love to watch you debate Beelzebul, as you are." Hat Guy seems reminiscent. "I'd even keep you alive for it."Series
- Part 2 of Gwen's Genshin Rarepair Collection
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01 Feb 2026
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“A pleasure. I’m honored to be called on by someone who has traveled this far. What can I for for you, Kaedehara?”
“Ah, please, Zhongli. Call me Kazuha. Everyone here does.”
“As you wish.”
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“My disciples, rejoice! Behold, the God of Anemo, Barbatos has descended!”
Rosaria barely contains a derisive snort of laughter. Okay, now that’s funny.
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An ancient god and a harsh nonbeliever have a simultaneous crisis of faith. The collision course this moment sets them on will have irreversible consequences not only for them, but the countries they would die to protect.
Zhongli and Rosaria argue about religion and then become bffs. This is the first of my Genshin fic timeline. Guizhong reincarnation stuff will come later. Let's have some fun people
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- Part 1 of Gods and Monsters
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01 Feb 2026
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always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen by sarosficial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Jan 2026
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“And get this.” Tighnari leans forward conspiratorially. “Durin apparently wanted Hat Guy to show him around the Akademiya. He initially said no, but then Durin pouted and he agreed.”
Kaveh’s jaw drops, gasping with all the dramatics that this situation requires. Alhaitham’s eyebrows even raise slightly, almost like he’s impressed. “What?” Kaveh whispers. “This is the same guy who once told a toddler sobbing in the street to get a hold of himself, yes?”
“Precisely.” Really, Tighnari doesn’t consider himself one prone to gossip. He’s more so… intrigued. Have they known each other for a long time? If so, why haven’t they ever heard of or seen him until now? And how would they know each other?
There's a new dragon in town, and he somehow has the ability to befriend Hat Guy of all people. Tighnari, Cyno, Alhaitham, and Kaveh (who have all known Hat Guy for much longer, thank you) are determined to solve the mystery.
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10 Jan 2026