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Being a struggling comic book artist doesn’t exactly pay the bills, even while living in the family basement. Luckily, Gerard has found a second source of income as New Jersey’s resident kinkster. Whatever fantasy you want to fulfil, Gerard is your guy, or your girl; your Dom or your sub. Hell, he’ll even be your aunt Marie if the price is right. He may not be very professional, but what he lacks in experience and personal hygiene, he makes up for in enthusiasm and creativity.
Frank knows it’s objectively a bad idea to pay his crush to treat him like a puppy on a regular basis. Especially since Gerard has one rule he seemingly doesn’t intend to break – he won’t sleep with his customers.
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10 Feb 2026
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Frank's so fucking freaky he's potentially wigging out a fucking vampire.
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10 Feb 2026
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After five years, Cooper escapes the Black Lodge.
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30 Dec 2025
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Why Don't You Close Your Eyes and Reinvent Me? by DevilBoy_BloodBath
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
24 Feb 2025
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For the prompt: "Harry Truman/Hank Jennings/Dale Cooper evil love triangle"
Dale Cooper chooses a slightly different career path during the chaotic journey that is his 20's. This leads him to Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department as a deputy in the 1980's, where he becomes a little bit tangled in the affairs of the Sheriff and his charming but slightly shady lover.
Title from the song Mezzanine by Massive Attack.
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07 Aug 2025
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It’s Albert and Dale’s first T-shot day with them and Harry living together. Needless to say, things escalate fast.
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06 Aug 2025
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chair - three ways by atearockfromthemoon for horrormusicals
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
09 Apr 2025
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Who gets the cuck chair? A strong case can be made for all three options
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06 Aug 2025
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Something is brewing between Harry and Albert. And between Harry and Cooper. And what’s the deal with Cooper and Albert, for that matter? Let’s find out…
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01 Aug 2025
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in which, Kurapika lets Leorio in—slowly, quietly and completely.
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25 May 2025
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The feeling boiled up to heat in his stomach. It traveled down his legs, over his chest, across the curve of his cheeks. The type of heat that starts somewhere deep down and grows stronger by the minute. It made the whole room look like melted ice cream on a hot summer’s day.
“What’s the point of making you cum if you’re not desperate for it?”
A new wave of lava moves in his stomach.
“I’m-” he cuts himself off from saying something horrific. “I want it.”
“Yeah?” Leorio moves down, lips pressed to his core. “Tell me how badly you want it.”
or,
Leorio and Kurapika take care of each other <3
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25 May 2025
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What Roils Beneath the Placid Surface by LegionOfNone
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
01 Jun 2025
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She thinks she’s a walking red flag.
He thinks he’s so broken that he's sealed himself away in a tiny box of repression, with no intention of ever opening it again.When Chloe sets her sights on the local doctor, Harvey does the one thing he’s sworn off: he lets himself want.
An age-gap romance that’s emotionally raw, deeply funny, and so horny it might catch fire. Expect a lot of fumbling toward connection, unpacking of trauma with a high risk of emotional vulnerability, and absurd humor.Series
- Part 1 of The Alchemy of Becoming
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12 May 2025
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11 May 2025
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Closest To My Heart by ninnananna (Emica)
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
25 Oct 2023
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Talk to him, indeed, that side of him sneers. To hear his dulcet voice, to gaze upon his handsome countenance again and again, as much as he pleases, before Achilles has even had the chance? How dare he? How dare he??
But then that weakness in Achilles’ long-dead heart begins to throb, and he starts to wonder……
Would Patroclus still recognize Achilles’ scent, if it were lightly emanating from Zagreus’ skin? Would he be able to taste him on Zagreus’ lips?
Achilles suddenly imagines Zagreus traveling to Elysium carrying the smell of their sex. Patroclus surely would not be able to deny Achilles then. He’ll remember how Achilles smells and tastes, he’ll have Zagreus for himself and see that how he fucks is just the same as Achilles, in such a way that only Achilles could have taught him. And then Patroclus will realize: that he and Achilles will always belong together.
**Now includes an 8-page comic (Chapter 4)!**
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- Part 2 of PZA Party
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07 Dec 2024
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Ezekiel nodded and walked out, only pausing to ask the Gopher table at large where the confessional was again. Trent gave him some direction, waving his hand around as if to demonstrate, though it did little to alleviate Zeke’s confused expression.
As soon as he walked off, Noah muttered to Cody, “Five bucks says he gets lost on the way there.”
Cody chuckled. “Nah, he’ll make it there. I just doubt he’ll make it back.”“It - there’s - Zeke, he…” Geoff trailed off, shaking his head. Eva grabbed him by the shirt collar.
“Geoff, look at me.” She shook him when he didn’t comply, and he gasped as he finally met her gaze. Firmly, but not cruelly, she enunciated, “What happened? Did you find him?”
Geoff swallowed hard. “I found his head.”A gruesome murder derails the first episode and to save his own skin, Chris ditches his campers at the dock. Together, they have to makes plans and attempt to survive, all while being hunted by a brutal force that claims the island as his home. Can any of them survive long enough to make their way off the island, or will twenty-two souls be trapped forever at Camp Wawanakwa?
Find out next time, on Total Drama Island!Bookmarked by probablynotbread
23 Sep 2024
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Lup and Barry are best buds. Really close, solid friends.
Who cares if they sneak a kiss every now and then.
Haven't you heard?
It's totally normal to mack on your buddies!A college Au in which Lup and Barry pine, and kiss, and pine some more
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07 Apr 2024
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what doesn't kill me makes me want you more by piecesofsunlight
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
22 Jun 2021
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“See ya on Saturday, Kravitz.” And the line goes dead.
Kravitz wipes his sweaty hands on his pants and prays to every god he can think of that whatever necromantic crimes people have planned for the weekend, they have the kindness not to commit them on Saturday.
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Watch these two idiots fall in love, again. The story of their developing relationship post-first date, pre-Story & Song!
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05 Apr 2024
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Someone I Have Loved, But Never Known by anistarrose
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
12 Sep 2022
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Lup and Barry get married, and then on the very next cycle, they do it again. And again. They expand their collection of increasingly strange rings with a competitive streak, and they wouldn’t want it any other way…
Lup runs a cooking show, with no partners in the picture besides her brother, but on her finger, she never stops wearing a delicate wooden wedding ring — from someone she thinks she loved, but has never remembered knowing. Her heart soars, when she finds a stranger in the same situation…
But unfortunately, his ring doesn’t match her own in the slightest.
Equally unfortunate, Lup finds herself immediately falling for him anyway.
(a blupjeans, voidfished, two-person love quadrilateral story!)
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25 Feb 2024
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Kravitz is shocked by an invitation to Edward's cruise ship destination wedding seven years after they broke up, and he decides, against his better judgement, that he's going to go and show that asshole he's doing great without him. Only he doesn't have a boyfriend, actually. Enter Taako, who's happy to play along and be his fake date, which will surely lead nowhere.
Get ready for a romantic farce of epic proportions, sweet, sweet revenge, rich people nonsense, and a truly unhinged level of cruise ship research. It's gonna be good.
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23 Nov 2023
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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.
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06 Oct 2023
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Frenchie laughs.
He laughs, and the sound is so unexpected that Izzy startles, heart thumping unevenly in his chest, breath caught in his throat. His chin tilts and his eyes squint and his nose wrinkles with it, and it strikes Izzy that he’s never heard Frenchie laugh before. Not properly, not like this.
I could care for you, Izzy thinks, sudden and violent as a bolt of lightning splitting a mast.
I could care for you, if I chose to.
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In which Frenchie unofficially usurps Izzy as first mate, and they both also fall in love a little bit.
Featuring an entirely baffled and unwillingly charmed Izzy Hands, Frenchie playing the long game, Edward Teach Makes a Friend, Fang And Ivan My Beloveds, a suitably murderous Jim Jimenez, and a very spiteful and pissed off ghost in the walls.
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17 Sep 2023
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Who is really to blame?
Two lovers, caught in an endless game of tag, until one finally caught up and made the move.
Two lovers, one haunted by the ghost of their past, one finally willing to not be alone.
Two lovers, like a coin with two tails.
Who knew such a simple act they both desired would lead to a life stricken with anguish, even if one of those lives is vastly shorter than their counterpart.A short tale based on a real life dream, turned into a nightmare.
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05 Apr 2023