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Being a struggling comic book artist doesn’t exactly pay the bills, even while living in the family basement. Luckily, Gerard has found a second source of income as New Jersey’s resident kinkster. Whatever fantasy you want to fulfil, Gerard is your guy, or your girl; your Dom or your sub. Hell, he’ll even be your aunt Marie if the price is right. He may not be very professional, but what he lacks in experience and personal hygiene, he makes up for in enthusiasm and creativity.
Frank knows it’s objectively a bad idea to pay his crush to treat him like a puppy on a regular basis. Especially since Gerard has one rule he seemingly doesn’t intend to break – he won’t sleep with his customers.
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10 Feb 2026
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Frank's so fucking freaky he's potentially wigging out a fucking vampire.
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10 Feb 2026
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After five years, Cooper escapes the Black Lodge.
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Why Don't You Close Your Eyes and Reinvent Me? by DevilBoy_BloodBath
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
24 Feb 2025
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For the prompt: "Harry Truman/Hank Jennings/Dale Cooper evil love triangle"
Dale Cooper chooses a slightly different career path during the chaotic journey that is his 20's. This leads him to Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department as a deputy in the 1980's, where he becomes a little bit tangled in the affairs of the Sheriff and his charming but slightly shady lover.
Title from the song Mezzanine by Massive Attack.
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07 Aug 2025
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It’s Albert and Dale’s first T-shot day with them and Harry living together. Needless to say, things escalate fast.
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06 Aug 2025