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    veni vidi vicious by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    13 Jan 2026

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    The first night is a surprise.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    don't you know (i'm no good for you) by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    10 Mar 2019

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    Dennis slips into Mac's bed just after three, brought together by a noisy pool pump and the chirp of a smoke detector low on batteries.

    The rules are different in the suburbs.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Mac Bangs Dennis by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    23 Jan 2019

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    "Stop kissing me!" Dennis explodes. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop following me around like a lost puppy. Jesus Christ, if I just bang you, get it goddamn over with, will that make you stop?"

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    In which a frustrated Dennis makes an equally frustrated Mac an offer.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    12 May 2017

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    “Uh,” he says. He scratches the back of his head, feeling heat bloom across his cheeks. Jesus Christ. “Why you still wearing that?”

     

    Or, Dennis wears a dress, Mac rationalizes this as Not Gay, and the rest of the Gang pretends they can't hear the sounds coming from the office.

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    mutual assured destruction by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    04 Nov 2017

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    He wants to wrap himself around Mac like a python buries its prey in its inescapable, deadly embrace. With his chest against Mac’s back and his face against his nape, he wants to press closer and closer until he can sink his claws into his very bones and seep his poison into his veins and Mac can never, ever walk away from him without tearing himself apart in the process. He wants to stay like this until they both die.

    Mac lets out a pleased, half-asleep hum and lovingly puts his own hands on Dennis’ fists that are grasping the front of his old T-shirt so vehemently they’re almost shaking.

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    14 Dec 2025