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unknowable force meets improbable object by insectoid_demigoddess, pretense
Fandoms: ヒプノシスマイク | Hypnosis Mic (Albums), Exit Tunes Presents ACTORS (Albums)
17 Aug 2025
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Chiguma sets out to make a friend. Dice attempts to beat a bunch of high scores. A strangely comfortable routine begins.
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meet-cutes, domesticity, and other gross crimes by insectoid_demigoddess, pretense
Fandom Exit Tunes Presents ACTORS (Albums), ヒプノシスマイク | Hypnosis Mic (Albums)
17 Aug 2025
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boy meets boy
boy steals boy's valuables
adults get involved
things get complicatedand other stories
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The world is trapped in an illusion which removes anger, hate, and death. It's paradise, giving everyone everything they've ever wanted and reviving anyone they've ever lost. Nearly two years into the illusion, Sasuke snaps back to his senses and must decide whether to keep the world in false bliss, or return it to war-torn reality.
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02 Sep 2025
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19 Aug 2025
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Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.
It's easy. It's the best.
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To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.
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- Part 1 of sense: an abo au
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19 Aug 2025
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Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke fucks everything up. SN EXCHANGE FIC.
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18 Aug 2025
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In the shinobi world there are rules for everything. Rules for killing, information gathering, interrogation, and even dating. This story is about rule number 31 of the Shinobi Code of Courtship. Gaara/Lee/Gaara
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13 Aug 2025