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“Look,” the noodle human said. “Here’s the deal. You’ve seen Annie, right?”
Techno shook his head.
“It’s a movie,” the human explained, unconcerned, “and a musical. In it, some rich guy needs a PR boost, and so he goes and picks up a penniless orphan for a week. The idea is the kid gets an awesome Christmas and everyone thinks the rich guy’s some awesome dude. I’m proposing a deal like that, except unlike little orphan Annie, I understand what the deal is going in.”
Tommy gets fake adopted by millionaire vampire Technoblade to boost his public image in exchange for paying for Tommy's college when he turns 18. As expected Techno totally doesn't get immediately, totally attached.
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10 Feb 2026
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“Yes I know, you’re Chat or whatever, I got that fucking part-” Tommy sneers, “You’re literally- What the fuck, you’re in my head-” he shudders and pushes his bleeding palm against his ear for good measure, just to see if it would do anything. But just as expected, nothing gets any quieter. Their constant murmuring continues to ebb and flow much like the crashing waves at the shore. But never, ever going silent.
Okay how are we gonna explain this!?
Step 1, Explain the entire history of the Blood God and how we came to be.
Step 2, Then-
Okay we’re not doing that.(In which Tommy is just a small time vigilante with the ability to steal other peoples powers, and apparently that means he’s the guy for Chat to latch onto when they get separated from their Prophet. So now Tommy has to break out one of the biggest Villains in the world! Great! Fantastic even! What could possibly go wrong!)
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09 Feb 2026
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It must really say something about Robert, that the only person to ever really love him ended up being a monster. He's been on his own since the day his dad shot his father, the Mecha Man mantle being all he had left from either of them. Then his dad breaks out of jail and blows him up, leaving him with a lost leg and suit he's never going to get back up.
But SDN promised they could rebuild it. All he had to do was play dispatcher for a group of reformed villains. He could be Mecha Man again---but his father shows all up in his business, ready to snatch it all away again.
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If his son wanted to play this game then Shroud will play. His son will be right by his side, safe as he always should have been. He failed to protect his son from Mecha Man once, he will not fail again.
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06 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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04 Feb 2026
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that moment when you accidentally turn into a half pig by wanderingfeytrader
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jan 2026
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Tommy expects a lot of things. Like waking up sweating from nightmares, or getting himself into newfound trouble. What he doesn't expect, though, is to wake up a new species. He's not sure anyone does.
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Tommy transforms into a Piglin hybrid and now it's Techno's problem too.
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31 Jan 2026