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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
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02 Mar 2026
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Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
01 Feb 2026
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“FUCK,” says Jabber, now seated halfway, feeling like he’s just shoved a telephone pole inside of himself. He moans, rocking back and forth in tiny motions, pierced so full he can’t think. “Shit, Zanka, you- you’re splitting me in half.”
“I DON’T FUCKING HAVE TO BE,” says Zanka.
On a chance meeting one day, Jabber Wonger and Zanka Nijiku make some ill-advised choices that ultimately produce a very satisfying encounter for them both.
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- Part 4 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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27 Feb 2026
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Buttons by Anonymous for mein fucking roommate (thank you)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
28 Feb 2026
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There ain’t much to him, is what Jabber thinks when he first meets his new roommate in the August of his sophomore year. It’s some Japanese dude. The name went in one ear and clean out the other. He’s kinda pretty, actually he’s a lot pretty, but his serious bearing and general vibe are indicative of one of those guys who never did anything fun in high school and doesn’t plan to start now. A total square, in other words. Positively rec-tang-ular.
Pretty is nice though. Jabber likes his eyebrows and his two-tone hair, the big blue tassel earrings and big blue eyes, and he especially likes the stiff expression he gets when he goes, “Ay, mind if I smoke?”
Turns out, Jabber's new roommate situation holds a lot more potential than was initially apparent.
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- Part 2 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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27 Feb 2026
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Out on a beast raid clean-up, Zanka loses his mask. It spirals down from there.
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23 Feb 2026
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Enjin is dumb and desperate.
Tamsy is evil and likes to fuck (with) people.
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21 Feb 2026