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    Shane is drunk.

    Not tipsy, not even slightly drunk. He’s wasted, really. He’s drunk off his ass because the Centaurs have just won their first Cup, and he’s in a gay bar celebrating their win sitting on his husband’s lap like there’s no tomorrow and nothing in the world matters but this feeling.

    Inspired by the interview of Hudson talking about 'taking care of your ass', I give you: drunk!Shane loosing all inhibitions when it comes to teaching his teammates about gay sex.

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    It happens in a fraction of a second. David rolls his eyes playfully, in a way he has done a thousand times before. With that, he reaches out for Shane’s cheek—for a playful shove, Ilya will realise much later.

    He does not think. One moment he’s sitting on the couch, the next he’s standing before Shane with his hands held in front of his face, shielding him from a blow that does not come.

    Or the one where Ilya deals with childhood trauma, and comes to realize that not all families are the same.

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    It’s barely ten in the evening, and for the first time in over thirty years, Ilya Rozanov is considering going to bed before the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve.

    For the first time in what feels like forever, the house is quiet.

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    Lois knows herself to be bossy.

    She’s heard it before, both in her professional and private life, and she has learned to live with it.

    Clark is different from the start.

    Clark asks Lois to talk him through it. She's happy to oblige. (Or, the sexy Christmas fic nobody asked for).

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    Years later, Shane talks about that unsent text.

    "we didn't even kiss".

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    Their first Christmas in the brownstone was filled with laughter and noise.

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    The thought doesn’t hit Lois until they’re well into this sort of stable relationship they’ve built in the past few months.

    She’s dating an alien.

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    It’s not that Clark is chronically online.

    He just… looks up things, is all. As an Alien, he knows he still has to learn about human customs and ways, and he intends on making sure that he fits in best he can. It goes from language ticks to behaviors, something he’s learned going from growing up on a farm to working in the big city, and with the surprised and sometimes amused looks he got from his colleagues during his first few months.

    So it makes sense for him to make sure that Lois is satisfied in their relationship—sexually, that is.

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    Lois doesn’t think much about the fact that she’s in a relationship.

    Sure, Clark spends most of his time in her apartment, she wakes up to kisses being pressed against her shoulder and sometimes to wandering hands underneath the covers. And she does order twice the amount of everything now—soap, towels, food.

    But for some reasons, Lois has trouble realising her relationship is real and tangible until it’s perceived by other people.

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    Out of all the things Alex knows he’s not done feeling emotional over, being greeted at the door by his husband with their baby propped on his hip has to be number one. Which is why he finds himself a little confused when he walks in the door and finds Henry waiting for him with a stormy look on his face.

    “Good evening, love of my life,” he says, putting his briefcase down by the door. ”And, I guess, hello to you too, Henry.”

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    All in all, Lois thinks, it is easy to forget just how different human and kryptonian biology truly is.

    It strikes her at times, when Clark is vacuuming her flat and mindlessly picking the couch up with one hand to reach underneath like it is nothing, or when she sometimes wakes up to Clark landing against her old, creaky fire escape, letting himself in through the window.

    Kryptonians are a lot of things humans aren’t, but one thing is for certain: Lois still has much to discover when it comes to her very alien boyfriend. Starting with the way he acts around her at times—especially when she is on her period.

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    Lois Lane is a Pulitzer winning journalist with barely enough time to take care of her private life, less alone entertain a relationship. It’s hard to get criticised for something she does not partake in, is her reasoning, and Lois has not craved such a connection since her last serious one, way before she started working at the Planet.

    That is, until Clark Kent walked into her life and shattered every resolve she might have erected for herself.

    In which Lois realises that Superman's incredible stamina in battle might be of use in other aspects of her life.

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    Based off the RWRB cocktober 2025 — one day, one prompt.

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    Unironically, Alex thought he was having a pretty fucking great year before he was cursed by a witch.

    The cursed Alex x curse breaker Henry no one asked for.

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    There is something about lazy mornings with Lois.

    Clark is aware enough to know that Lois Lane, strong and independent Pulitzer winning journalist, is not one to relax and let go easily. So when she does allow herself to relax, he soaks into it with every fiber of his being, with nothing in mind but to follow her lead for as long as she will give him.

    A lazy morning with Lois and Clark.

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    The first time Clark Kent meets General Lane, he’s bailing his pregnant wife out of jail.

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    Lois is seconds away from going insane when she hears the door to her balcony slide open.

    Two days. Two full days of wondering where Clark was, forty-eight hours of receiving his parents' worried messages and being unable to answer them without falling into psychosis herself.

    In which Clark comes home in a bit of a predicament—and Lois is here for it (in every sense of the term).

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    In Clark’s humble opinion, Lois Lane is always a sight to behold.

    (written for #CloisWeek2025 day seven: Lois Lane appreciation)

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    Smallville is quiet at that time of the year, which probably explains why Lois likes it that much as of late.

    (written for #CloisWeek2025 day six: Lois & Clark with the Kent in Smallville & Clois with a daughter/girldad!Clark Kent)

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    “So this is the fortress of solitude,” Lois says.

     
    (written for #CloisWeek2025 day five: fortress of solitude & kink)

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