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    A series to keep all of my Firstprince AUs together, for lovers of their forever after in every single universe

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    A series where I can put all my modern AU/no shield AU!

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    “I want you to be able to fuck me whenever you want,” Shane blurted out. “And with, this, we can be together even when we’re apart.”

    Ilya looked at Shane like he just got down onto one knee.

    One day, Shane thought. But for now, he figured this was an unconventional alternative to a promise ring.

    Shane revels in the pride of another victory—he’s gotten Ilya the best anniversary present ever.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Shane learns that wearing his glasses is a surefire way to get his husbands attention. A plan ensues.

    So he employs a strategy.

    It’s logical. It makes sense. He’s been thinking about it for a while now. He knows Ilya likes his glasses. Every single time he puts them on, his husband abandons whatever he’s doing to come kiss him senseless.

    They’re technically just for reading, but… they don’t have to be.

    They can be for other things, Shane decides. If he wants them to be.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya once knew each other in what feels like another life. Years later, Shane has transitioned, buried his past and finally embraced his truest self. He comes to McGill to play on the men’s hockey team—only to find his roommate is Ilya Rozanov.

    “Sorry—um.” Shane swallowed. “I’m Shane.”

    Something passed across Ilya’s face, quick and unreadable. Shane’s pulse spiked, thudding loud in his ears. Did he know? If Ilya recognized him—if something clicked—what would stop him from telling the coaches? What would stop him from telling everyone?
    Then Ilya smoothed it away, the moment gone as if it had never existed.

    “Huh,” he said. “Funny. I used to know a Shane. Pretty girl. Good at hockey.”

    Shane’s eyes widened. His mouth went dry. Was Ilya fucking with him?

    “Oh—um. I—”

    “Relax,” Ilya cut in, lips curling into something almost amused, almost sharp. “You are very pretty, too.”

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Oh shit.”

    Shane looked up, turned his head to where J.J. was sat across the aisle. The blue glow of his phone lit up the too-wide whites of his eyes staring down intently at whatever was on his screen. Shane’s stomach lurched again, anticipating a sudden stop his body hadn’t quite caught up to yet.

    “The Centaurs’ plane crashed in Tampa.”

    There was a moment where everything was still moving, where Shane and the world were still spinning at the same speed they both always had, and then it all came crashing down. Shane wasn’t sure whether it was him that had stopped, or the world around him, but either way, in a matter of seconds the distance between himself and the bus he had only a moment ago been sitting in became staggeringly, dizzyingly vast.

     

    The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    NHL Enthusiast @hockey4life
    This is officially the weirdest day in All Of Hockey

    Ily-a @ilyahoezenov
    So we’re agreed that they’re not actually getting married right. Like something else is going on
    Hayden Pike’s 5th Child @heydenpike
    Well obviously Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov aren’t actually getting married, they’ve obviously been fucking with us all day

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    What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.

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    20 Feb 2026