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• A Tale of Origin Moste Tragick by phiathezeroth

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2024

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  • Tom Riddle
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Crack
  • Yearbook
  • Hufflepuff
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • as in tom doesn't know what horcruxes are until after hogwarts
  • tom riddle bitches about everything: the fic

  Summary

  1945’s Hogwarts Yearbook has just come out. Tom Riddle is not happy with the results.

   

  The story of how Tom Riddle actually became Lord Voldemort.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,456

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  79

• int main() { while(True) { printf("I am your father\n"); } } by phiathezeroth

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Computers & Software (Anthropomorphic)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Feb 2024

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  • Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader
  • C Programming Language & Linux OS (Anthropomorphic)
  • Luke Skywalker
  • Darth Vader
  • C Programming Language (Anthropomorphic)
  • Linux OS (Anthropomorphic)
  • Computer Programming
  • how do I even tag this
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Crackly
  • don’t read too much into this
  • or do
  • i’m not your father
  • basically that famous scene from esb
  • but i dump a truckload of stupid jokes and technical terms into the mix
  • Humor
  • I hope

  Summary

  “Linux, I am your father.”

   

  In the midst of a battle with the infamous programming language C, Linux discovers a shocking truth about his origins…

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  596

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  17

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  197