perfect_potato



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    "I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God."

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    Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    By Quinn Hughes’ second season in the National Hockey League, he has learned four essential truths:

    Ghosts are real.

    Ghosts love hockey.

    Ghosts love Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov’s relationship like it is their favorite soap opera.

    Ghosts have decided Quinn is their customer service representative.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Shane doesn't learn about it – any of it – until the first February he plays for the Centaurs. February 1st, there's an event in the team's calendar, titled “Mandatory Safety Workshop”.

    Shane is confused, until he sees that the event was created by Ilya, and then he is flummoxed.

    Or Ilya, patron saint of women everywhere, makes sure that his teammates don't forget Valentine's Day.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Who needs a nice guy in Montreal, anyway?

    (or; 5 people who were pleasantly surprised by ilya rozanov)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    CLIFF: I think my rookie may be one of yours.
    ILYA: Russian?
    CLIFF: No, dumbass. Gay.

    Marlow accidently helps Ilya add to his collection of hockey queers.

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    15 Feb 2026