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    Welcome to Jake It Up Café! (The accent means we’re fancy.)

    Check out this week’s drink special and pair it nicely with the treat our genius baker Rosa made fresh this morning. For an extra three dollars, which goes into our Help Feed the Homeless initiative, our artistic barista Terry will craft a personalized foam art in your coffee.

    PS: Muffins are free for cute detectives named Amy Santiago.

    Hope you enjoy your stay!


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    In nearly every way (except the most notable), the Princess of Hyrule was the Goddess incarnate. For that reason alone, it was a little ingenious for the King to offer up his daughter’s hand to whoever was able to pull the sword.

    Link hadn’t meant to pull the sword. He planned to watch as his comrades pulled with all their might, perhaps even tease a few about how it was all for the better that the sword didn’t budge, because surely no Princess could ever love their ugly mugs, and then get into a good old-fashioned wrestling match with their bruised egos after one too many jokes. But it hadn’t mattered what he had in mind; Link’s plans be damned. The Goddess had already plucked him out of obscurity and set him along Her own path.

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    12 Oct 2024

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    In the end there is really only one thing to say. Thank you, Miles writes, and a few days after he sends this last message he sees Phoenix Wright in the Arrivals area of Dublin Airport for the first time since that grey spring morning over two and a half years ago.

     

     

    Six times they come together. One time Miles comes home.

    Spans across canon (mostly taking place during the disbarment era) — from the end of Rise From The Ashes to before Dual Destinies. Somehow, somewhere along the way, Miles Edgeworth learns to stop looking back at shadows, and into what cast them in the first place. (COMPLETE)

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    Roy and Riza break the rules, keep their vows, and fall in love.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    Riza's upbringing leaves her with scars. A Riza Hawkeye character study, spanning from Riza's very early childhood to the events of fma:b and beyond.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    Colin felt his stomach drop.

    “Penelope,” he croaked out. “I was simply joking – I-I mean to say, it was nothing but gentlemen teasing each other-“

    “And yet you thought it appropriate to condemn me to an unmarriageable status.” She continued harshly, mouth twisting up into a sneer. “You thought it acceptable that a man in your position, a part of the most influential family amongst the ton, should declare a young woman so unworthy of marriage that the thought itself was simply amusing. That to ensure that no bachelor would dare to be seen pursuing me and therefore sentence me to a life of a spinster. That is what you thought it fair to do.”

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    Somehow, Colin has seriously, completely, messed up.

    His best friend, his only real friend, is furious with him and he doesn't know how to fix this. How can you undo the kind of mistake he had made? How can you redeem yourself to a woman like Penelope Featherington? How can you tell her that you might actually love her instead?

    Colin had a feeling this was not going to be easy.

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    05 May 2024