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- Dream SMP (3)
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“Fuck,” Wilbur cursed under his breath. “We can’t afford to get caught, not now. I don’t know if I’ll be able to run.”
“Sorry, who’s found you?”
WIlbur waved a hand dismissively. “It’s fine, don’t even worry about it. We’ll be right out of your hair now.”
There was a shout from the other side of the marketplace. “Wilbur Soot, reveal yourself!”
“Wow, full government name and everything,” Techno deadpanned.
or, sbi end up on the run together through a series of mysterious coincidences and perfect timing (let's call it fate, shall we?) and are now on an epic quest to find some kind of mysterious object and also not get arrested. found family chaos and shenanigans ensue.
or, or, technoblade and wilbur have a history together (which techno is very set on ignoring), tommy is having the time of his life and philza is just there for the ride
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“Wil, I don’t think the flour bag attacked you.”
“It so did! Tommy, you saw it, it attacked me right?”
“There is no flour, only snow.” Tommy responded. “Or maybe drugs. Wilbur, did you just cover me in drugs? Am I high right now?”
“No drugs in the kitchen,” Techno said in a monotone voice. “You know the rules. Phil, kick ‘em out.”
or, sbi attempt to make a gingerbread house and chaos ensues
or, or, wilbur and tommy are losing a fight against a bag of flour, phil is mourning the loss of his clean carpets, and technoblade is sculpting his gingerbread empire
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“Techno, look! They haven’t changed the fucking passwords! Oh they’re so fucking stupid this is the greatest day of my life.”
“Code names, Angel, use the code names. We have them for a reason.”
“Oh fuck off, it would be hilarious if they knew it was me. Maybe not you, but me.” With that declaration, Phil promptly flipped off the closest camera. It was probably fine. They were always going to know it was Phil, the wings were a dead giveaway. This was a great stealth mission.
or, philza and technoblade break into the hero tower while wilbur and tommy are being dirty crime boys in the van
or, or, technoblade wins at social interactions, phil is having way too much fun, tommy just wants to be the getaway driver and wilbur is losing at rock paper scissors and general life
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oneshots about my favourite fictional block characters <3 by paperdandelions
Fandom Dream SMP
20 Dec 2025
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"Bye, Wilbur! I'll talk to you later!"
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and starts heading up and out of the underground. He gets to the top step, his feet landing next to one another. Tommy's world goes blank.
Another reset. Another loop.
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and-
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”The 14:45 Northern Service to Mornington Crescent has been delayed. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.”
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- Part 74 of DSMP
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“You keep trying to pretend that Ghostbur, the person you were during the Revolution—that they’re different people, but they aren’t, are they? You act like you’ve gone through some monumental change, but you haven’t. You haven’t changed at all, and neither have I. I-”
He plants carrots instead of potatoes to try and hide from an unmarked grave his weary body was never buried in, but there are still potatoes in his garden and there is still a grave and still a body. Tommy does not like to think of the past, but he can’t move on from it either. He is not a ghost, but he is and he is a shadow as well. There are carrots where there didn’t used to be, but some things never seem to change. Potatoes, for one. Wilbur, for another. Tommy, himself, for a third.
“I don’t think we’re capable of it,” he says. “That’s our problem.”
or the one where tommy starts a garden
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that's, like, a hundred miles by No_one_you_know
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2021
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Dream would kill him. Dream was going to kill him- he was going to- no, he wouldn’t. Dream was his friend- friends don’t hit each other- Dream was supposed to take care of him- Dream /was/ taking care of him.
It hurt to breathe. It hurt to think. He couldn’t clear his thoughts as he stumbled to the family computer, pulling up a tab on google and frantically typing the name into the search bar.
The words Technoblade Watson stared back at him, the little black bar at the end of the letters blinking slowly, mocking him.
Why, of all people, did it have to be Technoblade?
in short: the one where dream sucks as a parental figure, tommy runs away, and visits his least favorite family member technoblade
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- Part 1 of one hundred miles
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Bookmarked by paperdandelions
04 Jan 2026
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one of my favourite fics ever, i remember starting this late at night with the intention of only reading one chapter and then just going straight to bed....suffice to say i did not get very much sleep that night. anyways, wonderful bedrock bros dynamics and it's so well written and addictive to read <3
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Purpled is one hundred percent, positively, absolutely sure that he could never get picked for the games. His name would never get drawn. He was sure of it.
Well, he used to be.
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Purpled and Tommy are sent into the Hunger Games. Purpled is sure his luck can't get any worse.
It can.
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- Part 1 of two thorns of a wilted rose
Bookmarked by paperdandelions
02 Jan 2026
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amazing fic, i love goldenduo so much, and it's very well written and i just love it so so so much and it literally has me in a chokehold, can't wait to see what happens next!!
(why have i never bookmarked this before help)
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
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Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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- 368,252
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Bookmarked by paperdandelions
24 Dec 2025
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not me deciding to reread this randomly and then wdym i was crying at the end
such a good fic i love it so much all the themes of humanity and tommy and wilbur and everything about it is literally so good i can't even ughhhh the emotions this made me feel are uncharted and i wish i would experience if over and over and over again for the first time (tbh enough time has passed this was basically like a first time read)
also beautiful writing style it's so descriptive and i love it
future me please come back and re-reread this so i can cry at the ending again and experience joy