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    To Rescue a Bat by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)  

    04 Nov 2024

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    Batman gets into a situation during an alien invasion and could use a rescue. Unfortunately, Dick and Jason don't think the Justice League is up for the task. At all.

    So Dick lets the League know that he will be handling the situation and to expect Batman back by the end of the night. He even promises that he won't be going alone. No one should stand in the way of a Batfamily rescue, even if the Justice League doesn't know there's a Batfamily at all.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types  

    13 Dec 2023

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    " “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

    By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

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    or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Banshee In A Well by ,

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)  

    02 Apr 2023

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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

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    21 Dec 2025

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    The Right Substitution is Key by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    10 Jul 2024

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Red Hood by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    21 Feb 2022

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    Gotham doesn’t relinquish her soldiers, no matter how far they’ve fallen from the nest.

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    12 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Another beauty written by an amazing author, with enough Angst and Feelings thrown in to hurt in the best way <3