13 Works by onlydance
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what happens in vegas by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
02 Jul 2025
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When has what happened in Vegas ever stayed in Vegas?
Most married couples will say they married because they loved each other, they’ll say they stayed together with hard work, determination, and love.
Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are not like most married couples.
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“I didn’t even say something stupid.”
“Your face is stupid,” Bruce retorted immediately.
Clark frowned. “That’s no way to talk to your husband.”
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- Part 6 of onlydance's DCU works
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The boys go out the night after almost winning the whole damn thing.
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“I slept in a tub.”
“You don’t have a tub,” Colin said. It was one of the main things Jamie complained about, that he had to take his ice baths in the garden like some loser. “Did you get lucky?”
“Between 6 AM this morning and now?” Jamie looked at the watch on his wrist, a shiny silver thing that probably cost as much as a car. “Can anybody tell me what time it is, the pointy things won’t stop moving.”
“That’s typically what a watch does.”
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(and not the way you would think)
“You’re like a gay icon now,” Jamie said from the treadmill. “Like a Welsh Cher.”
“I wish I were a gay icon,” Richard lamented. “Being a straight icon gets you nothing.”
Isaac huffed. “You get less girls when you’re a gay icon.”
“You’ll be surprised,” Keeley piped up. “Girls dig gay icons.”
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tell my friends i'm coming down (we'll kick it when i hit the ground) by onlydance for murderdock
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
04 Sep 2022
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"Karen Page awoke, as usual, soaked in cold sweat. She sat up, patted around the floor besides her bed to find her covers and pulled them back up. The clock on her bedside table read 2:54 AM in glaring red letters.
She went back to sleep."
Written for the Daredevil Exchange 2022, prompt & title: Hard Times by Paramore
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"Calm down," he said to his younger sister. Shiv recalled that when he was her age, his wife had him sent to rehab. "I'm not gonna jump."
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A Hard Rain's-A Gonna Fall by onlydance
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
08 Jan 2022
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It takes a great man to see through one's fake identity, it takes an even greater amount of patience for Bruce Wayne, in other circles known as Batman, not to pop a bloodvessel and die of internal bleeding when he unmasks the most notorious stalker of the vigilante community as a literal child.
a.k.a: Tim finds his way to family in a few different ways
Title from Bob Dylan's A Hard Rain's-A Gonna Fall
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- Part 2 of onlydance's DCU works
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Girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament? by onlydance
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
11 Aug 2021
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“So- ehh,” Tim started. “What were you doing in a chaos torture cult?”
Bernard shrugged, pulling his aviators off his head and pushing them into his shirt pocket. “What were YOU doing in a chaos torture cult?”
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or; Tim and Bernard go to Olive Garden, and you can't have shit in Gotham
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- Part 5 of onlydance's DCU works
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Multi Media Marketing Mistakes by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
03 May 2021
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Gotham Gazette @gothamgazette
What did Oliver Queen and Bruce Wayne get up to in boarding school?! gothamgazette.com/baidguh24h
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Oliver Queen @queenofficial
no comment
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial you know that commenting ‘no comment’ on a tweet kind of defeats the point|
Oliver Queen @queenofficial
@brucewayne shut up im not talking to you anymore
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne
@queenofficial then stop texting meSeries
- Part 4 of onlydance's DCU works
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The Fundamentals of Case Work by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
08 Apr 2021
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or 7 days of investigations and stake-outs through the lense of two guys who'd really like to do anything but work together.
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“I need one of you idiots on this case,” Jason said urgently.
Tim sat back up, clamping the phone between his ear and his shoulder and typing on the Batcomputer. “The Cambodian smuggling ring?” he asked.
“No, I wrapped that one up in a pretty little bow last week. A missing persons case, fuckwit,”
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feat: graphic misuse of margarita mix, two guys who can barely take care of themselves, overuse of the word kid (despite tim being barely 3 years younger), jason NOT being homophobic!!!
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Probably abandoned (sorry)
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- Part 3 of onlydance's DCU works
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Harry Potter and the Live Laugh Love Sign in the Basement by onlydance
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2021
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Harry spends his summer with his fugitive godfather and his former professor who is a jobless werewolf. It's probably the best summer he's ever had.
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- Part 1 of onlydance's Harry Potter works
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The Wayne Family Annual Beach Trip by onlydance
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
02 Mar 2021
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The Waynes (and Stephanie) go to see the beautiful Jersey beaches.
The only problem is, they have to actually get there first.
" He stood still in front of a black SUV, the largest car he owned. Dick Grayson, a large bag slung over his one arm and Ace’s leash in the other, looked between the car, Ace sitting patiently next to him and his siblings behind him. He gave Bruce a sceptic look.
“We’ll fit,” Bruce said, more like he was trying to reassure himself, rather than his son. “We’ll fit.” "
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- Part 1 of onlydance's DCU works
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Men's Synch 3m Platform by onlydance
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Jan 2021
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or 5 times Peter Parker goes dumpster diving, and one time he does something else
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" “You took my nephew dumpster diving?” Ben asked incredulously.His wife stood tall with a toddler strapped to her chest, tugging at one end of a couch with all her might. “I did not,”
“Twash!” Peter yelled."
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James Potter, Sirius Black and how to dance appropriately by onlydance
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2021
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based on 'Principal's Office - grinding at the school dance' on youtube
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When Dumbledore organises a school ball, Professor McGonagall has to make sure it all runs smoothly. To ensure nothing inappropriate happens headmaster Dumbledore suggests she enlist the help of the school's trouble makers; James Potter and Sirius Black.
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- Part 2 of onlydance's Harry Potter works