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    A Hanukkah gift.

    Eight unrelated wee fics.

    חַג חֲנוּכָּה שַׂמֵחַ

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    Pregnant.

    Rio stares at the readout panel on the blue and white stick clutched in her trembling hands for a long, terror-soaked, nausea-filled moment.

    This cannot be happening.

    Rio puts the test back down on the bathroom counter. Closes her eyes. Counts to ten. And gives the damn thing a mean little shake after blindly fumbling for it before daring to open her eyes to check result again, just in case.

    Nope. Still pregnant. Oh, fuck.

    “No, Lilia,” she mouths to herself, mockingly echoing her own earlier words. They’d been having breakfast earlier when Rio had found herself chucking up Cheerios in the sink for the fourth day running. That’s when the woman she all but considered to be her mother had decided it was time to gently offer her thoughts on what might be causing Rio’s recent bout of sudden and inexplicable chocolate Cheerio-intolerance. “Of course I’m not pregnant. The last person I slept with was my very female boss but oh, wait!” The script flips as Rio’s voice veers towards mild hysteria. “I forgot that we’re witches who pulled that dumbass stunt while drunk on Beltane!

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    A magical accident happens. Chaos follows.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    After losing a patient, the guarded Dr. Agatha Harkness leaves Boston General for the quieter halls of Westview General Hospital. Small-town life isn’t easy for someone who’s built her walls high... until a certain firefighter makes her heart stir in ways she thought she’d forgotten.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
    "Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
    "Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
    "What?"
    "I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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    Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
    Everything spirals out of control after that.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    It's not complicated at all.

    People kiss their friends all of the time, it doesn’t have to mean anything. So what does it matter if it’s the only thing Chloe can think about? If all she wants is to figure out how exactly she can get her lips back on Beca’s as soon as humanly possible? That doesn’t mean anything.

    It’s simple, really.

    It’s extremely uncomplicated.

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    24 Apr 2023

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    But every once in a while, on quiet mornings like this, when her sleeping beauty is so content by her side, she can’t stop thinking of him. Of how this – all of this – could have been his life if he hadn’t let her go.

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    02 Mar 2021