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    Wings of Hope by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    23 Dec 2022

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    The oldest culture in the galaxy, was one without words. It was a culture mixed with the beliefs of a thousand worlds and millions of races. A culture of pain filled eyes, and trembling hands.

    Blue eyes were just about to pass over the imposing character, when a flash of red made him pause. There, several steps to the left and half hidden behind the Chancellor, was a boy.

    Roughly around his age, though much shorter, the flash of red had been the other’s curly hair. Though now that Anakin was paying closer attention, he realized it was actually more of a strawberry blonde than true red. The strands catching the artificial light of Coruscant’s sun.

    Or, Anakin is intrigued by a cute boy.

    Qui-Gon is an oblivious moron.

    Chancellor Valorum deserved better, and managed to save his chancellorship with help from his brilliant aide.

    And Obi-Wan gets the family he always deserved.

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    a copper braid by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    22 Jul 2023

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    "Only the other day, the Chancellor was telling me how he dearly wished to deepen the acquaintance between himself and your Master."

    That's news to Anakin. "He's ... never said anything like that to me."

    "Ah, well. No, he wouldn't. Not to you. That would hardly be appropriate. After all, most padawans would cringe at the prospect of someone regarding their Master with amorous intent, would they not? From what I've heard of it, the Chancellor's designs for your Master are not exactly fit for the ears of innocent young padawans. I assume that you take sugar in your tea, Anakin?"

    Anakin says, dumbly, "Yes."

    Then he pauses.

    Then he squawks, "Wait — what?"

    Dooku visits the Temple for the first time in decades in order to sort out his absurd lineage. He uses unconventional strategies by which to do so.

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    Crazy Centaxday by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    07 Nov 2022

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    Anakin and Obi-Wan are having an... out of body experience. Unfortunately, no one seems to be noticing. Fortunately, the Team's weird shenanigans might be enough to save the galaxy in the end. Just why are Skywalker and Kenobi acting so out of character?

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    hold my heart more gently than you do my throat by

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    10 Jan 2024

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    Master Anakin Skywalker has been captured; his padawan races to a small outpost deep within Separatist space to rescue him.

    Because he needs rescuing. Because he's his master. Because, even if Anakin doesn't know it and even if Anakin is happily mated to some other omega, he's his alpha.

    Because maybe if Obi-Wan risks life and limb to save his master before the Separatists can neutralize the threat that the Hero With No Fear poses to their cause, his master will realize that Obi-Wan is no longer some youngling in need of coddling and protecting.

    At the very least, maybe he'll stop bringing up that unfortunate business on Melida/Daan.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Eight of Cups by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    15 Mar 2024

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    Anakin's knighting ceremony is canceled. Somehow, Qui-Gon Jinn has joined the land of the living again, and the Council is too busy figuring out what to do. Washing their hands off the matter, the Council decides to make Qui-Gon Anakin's and Obi-Wan's problem.

    For Anakin, this is a dream come true (minus the mishap with his knighting). He has always wanted Qui-Gon as his Master. Unlike Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon would understand him. This is his chance to experience what having Qui-Gon as sort-of-Master would be like.

    The answer is as surprising as it's disappointing. It sucks a lot. Rather than understanding, Qui-Gon misunderstands everything. Half the (disparaging) stuff Qui-Gon says about Obi-Wan flies over his head, too, but Anakin's convinced Qui-Gon's trying to drive a wedge between Obi-Wan and him.

    So, on second thought, Anakin prefers to remain Obi-Wan's Padawan. Really, there's no need to reschedule his knighting ceremony.

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