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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Twenty-Three-Year-Old Sugar Daddy by Baryshnikov
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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Harry is a forty-six-year-old, recently divorced, recently unemployed, godfather of one, struggling to make ends meet. Tom is a twenty-three-year-old, recently graduated, recently wealthy, homeowner with way too much spare time.
So, when Tom offers Harry the chance to be his sugar baby, Harry (begrudgingly) accepts.
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12 Feb 2026
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Mr. Dumbledore and Mr. Grindelwald, a very happy couple, have decided to adopt Tom Riddle.
Correction:
Mr. Dumbledore has decided to adopt Tom Riddle.
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10 Feb 2026
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When Tom Riddle is arrested for murder and revealed to be an Omega, Albus forms a plan to keep his enemy close. Unfortunately, Albus’ apparent Dark Lord fetish and Tom’s extreme daddy issues do not allow for this plan to go as intended.
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10 Feb 2026
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Harry had two main regrets in his life:
1. Asking the question “What if I set up a mock awards show to get cult leaders to show up for my thesis study?”
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2. Responding with “That is hilarious” when Ron had suggested they call the awards show 'The Cultys'.
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- Part 1 of The Annual Culty Awards
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- English
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- 31/?
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09 Feb 2026
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Ron discovers the wonders of AI companionship.
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24 Jan 2026