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Everyone, including the other witchers, thought that the School of the Fox and its members were all long extinct.
Until Geralt encounters a strange witcher he's never met on what should have been a routine hunt.
A witcher even stealthier than a Cat, with bright blue eyes.
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03 Feb 2026
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Harry thinks his soulmate is going to be his on-and-off girlfriend of three years. Spoiler Alert: It's not.
Harry Potter has survived war, Dark Lords, and the absolute nightmare that is the British press. A soulmate bond with Severus Snape might actually be worse.
or,
Harry develops a thing for biting remarks and getting insulted by one potioneer.
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- Part 2 of Snarry
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31 Jan 2026
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Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?
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When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.
It’s very definitely not wine.
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04 Jan 2026
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“I know you’re very familiar with what this is by now, darling, but I’ll give you a choice. I can either use this first lot to wank you off - you know the tentacula always appreciates your… contributions to its fertiliser - and use the second half to fuck you stupid… Or I can use the lot to work you up to taking my fist and then maybe we can finally see if you can take the ‘snare?”
“A-Ah… Sir, please. I don't… I want-”
“The second option? What a good choice, sweetheart.”
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28 Nov 2025
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Voldemort never rose, with Tom Riddle taking the position of Head of the Wizarding Examinations Authority instead. When Harry Potter’s parents and the rest of the Marauders die in a mysterious magical accident near the end of his fifth year, Harry withdraws from Hogwarts and goes home to become the guardian of his younger siblings—never dreaming that his path and Riddle’s will entwine again years later.
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- Part 5 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2025
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27 Nov 2025