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oh i love you so (so so so so so much) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Dec 2023
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Megumi rolls his eyes, but his expression is borderline tender, and Yuuji’s heart aches. He wants to be treated like this all the time. He wants Megumi to treat him like this all the time. He honestly just wants Megumi, period.
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or; in which Yuuji is irrefutably and hopelessly in love with Fushiguro Megumi. The only issue? He already has a pack. And his pack is almost as mouth-watering as he is.- Language:
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02 Jan 2026
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The Boy in the Water by Muse_of_the_Inferno
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jun 2025
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Harry has never particularly worried about her future. The Dursleys were horrible, it was true, and her parents were dead, but since she was very small she had understood that there were two people in the world who she would meet, and then they would be her family.
The words killed in action make her think that maybe there aren’t people waiting for her. Her stomach flips when Agent Coulson says it. He explains that they had died within a week of one another, which is sad almost beyond words.
Even if they are, somehow, alive, both would be well into their eighties. Even if she finds them, very, very soon, she will spend most of her life alone. It makes her - angry, almost, and inexplicably. As if Steven Grant Rogers and James Buchanan Barnes have broken a promise, as if they meant to die and leave her all alone.
Harry is twenty-one years old when Steve Rogers is pulled from the ice.
Steve might say that it is their choices that define who they are. Harry knows, she knows what her choices say about her. She knows exactly who she is and what she has done.
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- Part 1 of The Pale Rider
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26 Nov 2025
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“And you, Evans? What are you doing after graduation?”
“Dunno,” Evans replied, staring up at the sky from where he was laying on the courtyard floor and impeding foot traffic like the menace he was. “Maybe I’ll dismantle the government. It could use a good spring cleaning. Might be fun.”
Everyone laughed like it was a joke, and Tom felt a part of him wither and die at the stupidity of his generation.
Harry Evans was, to those that met him, rather average. A brilliant student, definitely. Kind and dedicated, absolutely. Handsome, maybe. But otherwise unremarkable.
He slipped into the ranks of Hufflepuff without a whisper and would have remained a bland face in the background of Tom’s life—if not for the fact that something was quintessentially wrong with him.
Tom, the only person who seemed to see beneath the veneer of banality and recognise the dangerous cunning that lurked there, found himself facing an opponent he had no idea how to combat.
OR, how Tom Riddle went from dreaming of ruling Wizarding Britain to dreaming of punching Harry Evans in the fucking face.
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24 Nov 2025
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The first tilted her head, chin dipping low in consideration as one of her hands sunk into the basket beside her.
The second hummed, eyes narrowing.
But it was the third who met her gaze, her face equally kind and callous.
"It will not be easy," the woman told her. "You will have many regrets. You will bleed and cry and hate and lose. You will be unmade. Scattered to the wind. Incomplete."
Her eyes were fathomless and grave as she stared down at Persephone.
"Is he worth that?"
OR Harriet Potter was born with Spring in her eyes, the spark of Life in her fingertips and the legacy of a Queen resting on her shoulders.
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23 Nov 2025
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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16 Nov 2025