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A gift (or rather, thirteen of them) by obiwansbeard
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 May 2020
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Each member of the company gives Bilbo a gift of their own making. In dwarvish customs, if a dwarf gives you a gift it means they are asking to enter a courtship with you.
Of course, poor Bilbo doesn’t understand. Besides…there’s only one dwarf he wants to court.
For Day 3: A gift
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- Part 2 of TolkienFicWeek
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I find my place in between your arms by obiwansbeard
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 May 2020
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“Since you decided to almost die at Ravenhill, I feel-I feel like a part of me has been missing. I haven’t been myself at all and at least a few members of the company have noticed, Fili and Kili especially. Do you know they’ve started referring to me as their ‘uncle Bilbo’?”
Bilbo chucked, as he absentmindedly reached for one of Thorin’s calloused hands. “Oh what I wouldn’t do to have you back. What I wouldn’t do to feel your arms around me...what I wouldn’t do to have you love me back.”
For Day 1: First kiss and Day 2: I love you
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- Part 1 of TolkienFicWeek
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After watching every available season of Orange is the New Black on Netflix before she got sent down, Emma had formulated what she thought to be an 'accurate depiction' of prison life; this included untrained and abusive prison guards, 'slop' for every meal of the day, scratchy bed sheets, and a hell of a lot of lesbians.
WARNING: Mentions of unplanned pregnancy, miscarriage, and severe depression.
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Emma Swan is a shy, witty, blonde nerd living in South Beach, Florida. Regina Mills is the drop dead gorgeous, aloof, hardass mayor of Storybrooke, a small town in Maine. Regina and Emma have been online friends for a long time, they talk almost every single day and have feelings for each other but neither have been able to confess it to the another. Both woman are content with this, until one day when their real life friends Kathryn and Ruby set them up on a blind date with someone else. They talk about each of their dates, and there is the possibility that Emma and Regina might meet each other for the first time; But fate will run its own course and, as a result, things don't go exactly how the two woman had planned.
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Swan Queen Teacher Student AU.
Warning: Mentions of Past Child Abuse.
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TolkienFicWeek by obiwansbeard
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 May 2020
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A series of one shots, that I composed for Swan Queen Week Winter 2016: Seven Deadly Sins.
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The Ringbearers journey west to bring their hearts peace after being touched by the darkness of the Enemy. Bilbo Baggins finds that his heart lies eastward, instead.
Or: Bilbo is given a chance to do it all again, and to chase his heart across the depths of time so that he may have the chance to save it.
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- English
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- 156,180
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- 12/12
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- 1,595
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Bookmarked by obiwansbeard
11 Nov 2024
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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- English
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- 17,381
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- 1/1
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- 603
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- 11,213
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Bookmarked by obiwansbeard
14 Jun 2023
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sanctuary, or something like it by WednesdayGilfillian
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
02 May 2018
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Having faked his death to escape Count Olaf's clutches, Jacques Snicket sets off for V.F.D Headquarters in the Mortmain Mountains. He doesn't know it, but Olivia Caliban is already there.
Bookmarked by obiwansbeard
15 Apr 2018
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Ruby is sick, and can't attend an appointment with a very important client. Emma has to replace her. (Planned as an one shot and grew into a full blown story.)
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- English
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- 45,806
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Comments:
- 416
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- 1,244
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- 111
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- 28,694
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13 Apr 2017
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got no reason, got no rhyme (you better get me to school on time) by amycarey
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
15 Mar 2017
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The Lost Boys ditch her for a younger, hotter lead guitarist, and Emma Swan is adrift. Worse still, she’s struggling to make rent and risks having to move in with her former roommate—along with her husband and baby. When an opportunity presents itself to make some cash, she doesn’t think of the consequences of fraud, and finds herself pretending to be a teacher at Storybrooke Preparatory, an exclusive private school run by resident hard-ass Regina Mills. But the private school brats she’s supposed to be teaching are musical geniuses and Emma forms a desperate, ill-conceived plan to get her revenge and achieve glory.
Or, the ‘School of Rock’ AU no one wanted or needed.
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- English
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- 17,239
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- 5/5
- Comments:
- 447
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Bookmarked by obiwansbeard
12 Feb 2017