noumenon
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Lance wanted to be waiting for Keith, he really did. But he wasn’t. He went to his room to relax, take a long hot shower and just listen to his music while sitting on his bed. He didn’t even notice Keith knocking on his door, and his eyes were closed as he tried to drift into some level of comfortable half-sleep so he didn’t see Keith come into his room.
When Keith lifted one of the sides of his headphones off his ear Lance fell over and scrambled to a fighting position. Or at least, he tried to without success. All the while Keith couldn’t help but start laughing as Lance flailed about.
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Christmas for Keith was pretty crappy from 10 until he was 18 and moved in with his adoptive brother Shiro. Even then the five years after that weren’t anything special for him. That was a lot of time to make up for, but Lance had an idea.
A Christmas gift-giving fic!
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While on a diplomatic mission, Keith is bitten by a bug which creates a strong infatuation towards the first person he sees: Lance.
Based on this comic by eyuhgo on tumblr.
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just some soft klance drabble because that comforting scene was so cute? so here's another Keith comforting Lance scene with added klance written after staying up all night to watch season 3
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Shiro was gone.
He vanished into thin air after the battle with Zarkon and no one had any idea what to do. The Black Lion was back inside the castle with the shields up so nobody could even get close to her. The Hall of Lions felt cold and empty with the Black Lion just sitting there and looking majestic as ever but now with blackened eyes that might never light up again.
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“Yes I have it bad,” Klavier says, adjusting himself in his seat. “Apollo is kind of oblivious when it comes to these type of things, but I suppose it'll make for a bigger impact once he realizes that I’ve been into him for almost a year now."
Office AU in which there is something more to your coworker bringing you lunch all the time, and maybe Apollo should pick up on that. And maybe they should stop filming confessionals in the building—it's starting to affect their productivity.
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03 Feb 2026
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Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.
Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.
So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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- Part 1 of Every Important Day Is A Disaster
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25 Nov 2025
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Taako needed some extra cash, and tutoring was a pretty low stress job that fit his schedule. It wasn't even hard, he just met with a kid a couple times a week and helped with their homework and whatever. It was a pretty good job, and the kid he landed with wasn't half bad. Taako didn't like kids, but he guessed Agnes or Angus or whatever was alright.
He didn't plan on getting attached to the job though. Or to Angus.
Or to Angus's really hot single dad.
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23 Nov 2025
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Someone in Neverwinter is stealing souls from the astral plane. The Raven Queen’s favourite reaper is undercover and on the case.
Relearning how to be human is entirely incidental.
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- Part 2 of Author's Favourites
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23 Nov 2025
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After Dressrosa, Law and Luffy spend some relaxing time alone on the Barto Club's ship. But Bartolomeo's cabin is the weirdest, creepiest thing Law has ever seen...