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Noises of the Night by EdosianOrchids901 for JulyFlame
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2025
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While exploring a haunted house, Crowley and Aziraphale become trapped upstairs. Crowley comes up with a brilliant plan to escape.
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In the Garden of Eden, the angel Aziraphale goes from animal to animal, greeting them with a gentle kiss or a nose boop.
This includes a certain beautiful serpent who is, in fact, Aziraphale’s mortal enemy… but of course, Aziraphale doesn’t know that yet.
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When Crawley has a headache, he tries to escape it by turning into a snake. This is less than effective, but maybe hanging out with Aziraphale will help.
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"What." Crowley grumbled and looked down at the mouse in his hands. "Don't see what's so important about a little white mouse."
That's when he felt it. It wasn't a heartbeat thrumming against his palm, it was an angelic essence. A very familiar angelic essence.
"Aziraphale..."
His voice came out as a whisper, as if he couldn't believe it. He hadn't seen Aziraphale in months, not since the angel had left him for Heaven. He had wallowed for a little while, then found purpose again in a routine, knowing that eventually Aziraphale would come crawling back, confessing his great mistake in thinking that he could make a change Upstairs.
He never in his most petty dreams imagined that Aziraphale would return a broken little creature, dirty with what looked like perhaps an attempted smiting.
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Aziraphale returns to Earth, but at a great cost to his corporation. Now, with Crowley's help, he must find a way to heal -- and quickly -- before Heaven finds him and resumes the Second Coming.
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Standards Must Be Maintained by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 May 2020
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It's hard letting go of the habits and fears of a lifetime, but thankfully wily serpents can wiggle between the lines...
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aziraphale wants to enjoy lunch in peace at a fascinating little restaurant where they know him. it does not go according to plan.
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A cunning plan by Angelica_Tree
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2025
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Five years have gone by since the failed Armageddon; Crowley and Aziraphale have finally admitted what they mean to each other.
The next logical step, at least according to Crowley, is moving in together. But Aziraphale hasn’t noticed any of Crowley’s hints on the subject.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, 2025 is also the Year of the Snake and Crowley struggles to keep his snake-y features under wraps.
But never let it be said that the demon can’t come up with a cunning plan that might solve both of his problems.
And Crowley’s plans never backfire, right?
This fic is set after season 1 and is not season 2 compliant.
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Let Him Cook! by DiscombobulatedBard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale Fell doesn’t know how to cook. Seeing as he’s only the garbage boy at Eden, an elite Parisian restaurant, this shouldn’t be an issue. Unfortunately a clumsy mistake one night puts his job on the line. Eden has a reputation to maintain– a reputation that has no room for silly amateur chefs who don’t even know how to make soup. Yes, it will take nothing short of divine intervention– or serpentine intervention, rather– to save Aziraphale now.
This is the Ratatouille au no one asked for. Bon appétit!
Updates on Mondays and Thursdays.
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Let Sleeping Snakes Lie by Blue_Sparkle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale confesses his love for Crowley when he can contain it no longer. Oh, not to the demon himself of course. To a sleeping snake.
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with our bodies entwined, we will know paradise by dinoromance89
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 May 2024
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“It’s not just boring. It’s…” Crowley steels himself, closes his eyes like that will make him invisible in his hellish vulnerability. “It’s lonely, angel.”
or: Crowley really needs a snake nap. Aziraphale tries something new that might help.
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Wise As Serpents by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale makes a few new friends while he waits for his oldest and dearest to return to him.
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21 Oct 2024
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This one is a bit of a technicality again.
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All Aziraphale wants is to Illuminate a book commissioned by the royal family, but a gold shortage in the kingdom means he has to use a cursed spell book to spin straw into gold. All Crowley wants is to escape the curse that's bound him to the spell book for centuries. When the royal family finds out about Aziraphale’s new skill, things go to hell in a handbasket. A Rumplestilskin AU.
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Snake Secret by witchy_teacup
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2021
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Crowley has been behaving strangely. Aziraphale didn't really question it. They were still adjusting to their new retired lives together, so some strangeness was to be expected, right?
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if there were two celestial entities hiding out on the moon, and one of them kissed the other, would that be fucked up or what by akgerhardt
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale intervenes just in time, and he learns how Crowley would typically avoid the heat that accompanies good deeds.
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- Part 31 of SFW
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The Heart of the Forest by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2021
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Retired librarian Aziraphale moves into a small, isolated cottage deep in the forest with a strange history. He soon realises he's not alone in the woods; a presence watches him. But as he begins to befriend the stranger that lurks in the trees, Aziraphale comes to understand there's more to him than appearances suggest - and Aziraphale's own destiny may be tied to the mysterious creature with the golden eyes.
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Surpassing All the Stars by KannaOphelia for Ale_psiconautis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
16 Sep 2020
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There was a faint tracing of scales along the woman's cheekbones, tracing down her thin arms and lean thighs. The nipples on her pale, almost flat breasts were dark as night. Fiery red curls fell over dagger-sharp shoulders sprayed gently with more black scales, and the golden eyes were wide and snake-like. The woman was beautiful, but hardly human.
"Crawly," the woman said with disgust. "Was that the best you could do, angel?"
"I said I didn't have much imagination." Aziraphale's lips were heavy, and she was almost sure she wasn't forming the words properly. There was some kind of spell over her, holding her almost immobile. The venom must have been paralytic. If she had been human, she supposed she would have been dead. Her corporation didn't like it much either. "What name would you prefer I use for you?"
The stranger tipped her head on one side, considering. "Crowley?"
Aziraphale almost laughed. The whole situation was simply too irritating. If she was to die now, at the hands of some local deity, the paperwork hardly bore thinking about. And her precious work on Sappho's poetry, gone.
"Crowley, then. You're a nymph of some kind, I take it?"
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“There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”
“I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”
Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."
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Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.
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Eternity by Sarbear08
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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“Crowley, what on earth has gotten into you?” Aziraphale asked.
Crowley stepped forward, his fingers fumbling with the pearlescent shirt buttons as he spoke. “It’s so hot in here–”
“Yes, but Crowley–” Aziraphale swatted at the demon’s hands, “–why are you unbuttoning my shirt?” -
Skin Deep by Sunjinjo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2019
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After getting himself exposed to an unintentional overdose of divinity, Crowley starts presenting with some weird symptoms.
Don’t mind me, just a snake keeper finally writing about one, and a very dear snake it is indeed. :D Can be read as a standalone work!
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- Part 8 of Wings, Scales, Nightingales
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In which Crowley attempts to sneak up on a sleeping angel, using all his serpent stealth.