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I Could Live By The Light Of Your Eyes by nerdwegian for torakowalski
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Oct 2014
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All Clint wanted was to get laid.
(In which Clint meets a mysterious man who may or may not be named Phil, and accidentally stumbles into a big conspiracy where very few things are what they seem to be.)
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"The cuffs in Lagos were more comfortable," Phil grumbles.
(Tumblr prompt: Handcuffed together.)
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- Part 11 of Tumblr Prompts
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"There's, there's something I should probably tell you," Phil gets out.
(Tumblr prompt: Secretly a virgin.)
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- Part 10 of Tumblr Prompts
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"What the fuck is that, is that a smile? Put that shit away, it is way too early," Wade complains, sinking down to rest his forehead on the table.
(Tumblr prompt: Timestamp for the We're Starting At The End 'verse. Phil hanging out with the Reapers.)
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- Part 9 of Tumblr Prompts
- Part 2 of Angel 'Verse
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I'll Be The Rock Star If You'll Be The Scientist by nerdwegian for pollyrepeat
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Jan 2014
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"Wait, wait, wait! Sir, are you telling me the dinosaur escaped our plane in your flying car?"
EDIT: Also available as podfic by exmanhater!
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Sometimes I take fic prompts on tumblr (filed under my tag, tumblyfic). And sometimes, what my brain ends up spitting out is longer than I'd anticipated.
This series does NOT include all prompt responses, only those above a certain word count, which may vary depending on what I feel like that day. They might differ slightly from their original tumblr post version, as these have been beta read and edited. If you're interested in reading all my prompt responses, the tag on my tumblr (linked above) is the only way to do it, sorry.
All prompts will be listed in the fic summary, so you can tell what they are at a glance.
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When Eddie learns he and Buck got drunk-married at Chimney’s bachelor party, he goes on a metaphorical journey to figure out the best way to be a good husband.
“Now you get it. Damage done. We didn’t know,” Buck shrugs, “now we do, so we can just …”
Eddie’s mind races to finish Buck’s sentence:
Park our cars side-by-side in my driveway forever.
Hang all our clothes in the same closet so I have better access to that blue hoodie I love.
Kiss.
“… get an annulment.”
“What?” The word slips out of Eddie’s mouth before he can stop it.
Buck frowns.
“You want to …” Eddie drops his fork to his plate. He’s suddenly not hungry, despite how much he loves Buck’s omelets. His voice wobbles when he adds, “You don’t want to be married to me?”Bookmarked by nerdwegian
18 Feb 2026
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Buck furrows his brows. “Why is my name changing?”
Eddie makes an aggrieved noise that’s as much snot as outrage. “Because you’re my fucking … because you’re family. You’re mine,” he growls. “My husband. Mine.”
In the background, Maddie’s nodding. “Well, I see what advice you got from Howie.”
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Eddie is secretly ashamed of most things.
Like dancing alone in the warm sunlit kitchen and the kid-safe makeup Sophia once messily spread on his face. Like knowing there's something he's missing but never truly had in the first place. Like how he walks and talks and always lets his parents down and isn't the best in school but just alright. Like how he doesn't believe in God but thinks he probably should since that's what everyone else does.
Eddie is so ashamed of himself.
Or, Eddie learns how to not be.
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- Part 1 of transfem eddie
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12 Feb 2026
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“I’m…” he breathes, “I’m really sad.”
It comes out childish, but the admission carries weight in its own way. He’s never really said it so plain and simple before, always coming up with ways to skirt around what he really means. But sad. Eddie’s just so sad.
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Heat and vibration shook through him, his body a taut, quivering wire. He was so close now he could taste it, the sharpest edge of pleasure, Buck's imagined voice goading him toward it, right there right there right—
The sharp sound of metal on metal rang out in the room—a key fumbling in the front door.
Eddie pulled his sweats up so fast he nearly toppled off of the couch. He grabbed for the lube, hid it between the cushions, shot a hand out to grab his phone—and sent it flying across the room.
Oh god. Oh fuck.
The door opened and Eddie pulled a pillow over his lap—bit down on his lip. Hard.
He could feel his heartbeat up in his throat, on the back of his tongue. The vibrator was still buzzing inside of him.
“Hey, Eddie.” Buck called out, bright and cheerful as he walked around to the other side of the couch, sitting down next to Eddie, and oh god— “Whatcha watching?”
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“Eddie!” Nash yells repeatedly. “Eddie! Eddie!”
Eddie feels himself turning bright red.
“Wow,” he says after his name is repeated a good half a dozen more times in a row. “You weren’t kidding, huh?”
“He’s been like this all day,” Maddie says with a grin on her face. She shifts Nash in her arms, pointing over at Eddie as she says, “Look who it is, sweetie. It’s Eddie!”
Nash frowns, looking confused. “Eddie?”
Maddie nods. “Yeah, that’s Eddie!”
“Eddie!” Nash yells, reaching for Buck. “Eddie!”
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(When baby Nash's first word is “Eddie”, questions are raised as to how this could possibly have happened.)
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Eddie: SOS
Buck: ???
Eddie: How do you know if someone wants to kiss youOr, Eddie phones a friend. That friend just so happens to be the guy awkwardly avoiding eye contact with him on the couch.