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Friends Who Take Viagra Together, Stay Together by argonClamp (neonClamp)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Sep 2025
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Law, Luffy, and Kid are on a road trip that quickly go awry when Luffy buys some new and mysterious candy at a gas station. What happens next will "sure, what the hell" you!
(They fuck in the car while driving, somehow)
Written for day 26 of the Schlocktober prompt: gas station sex pills
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Her Highness Reiju Vinsmoke, crown princess of the Germa66 kingdom, wants to get free of her fae king father whose tyranny promises only a life full of nothings. After a lifetime of failures, this is her last, desperate gambit to throw herself outside of his confines — and she found just the pawn for it, too.
Written for the Hot Girl Sunny server's big bang!
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All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players by neonClamp for ebisu_lover69
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2025
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On midsummer nights like this, Violet and Doffy share a smoke on the castle's balcony.
Viola and Doflamingo maintain their balancing act.
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Please go home: a tarot reader's impassioned demand for a walking copyright violation to return to his world by neonClamp
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 May 2025
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Basil Hawkins is just another man in his thirties, running his own business and trying to get by. His daily tarot drawing has other plans for him, however. A freak accident leads to a freak encounter leads to a freak... roommate?!
Vinsmoke Shipping week day 6 - urban fantasy. More specifically, tamagotchi au
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Reiju knows Judge will never let her rule. To seize her rightful inheritance, she strikes a deal on Whole Cake island. Sanji even gets to escape, so everyone who matters, wins.
She had freed Sanji and watched him run away, promising that she would take care of it. This time was different, this time, she could handle it. In fact, it would go much smoother without him around. Run away, Sanji, towards the people who care about you.
"I don't understand," Sanji had protested. "How are you planning to get out of this?"
"What would change, if you understand?" She replied. "Go."
Vinsmoke Shipping Week day 4 - magic ring
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Welcome to Grandline University - an all-fem pretty-much PWP AU!
Think of this reader-insert fic as more like playing a protagonist character in a roleplay/visual novel. Some traits of hers won’t match up with yours, but it’s for the benefit of a more direct... narrative.
Works can be out of chronological order, but at least for now, they can each be read as standalones without much context from the others.
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a million girls would kill for this job by basicallyinstinctive
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
22 Sep 2025
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You've just started your first corporate job at an advertising agency run by Alcina Dimitrescu. Initially you're not as intimidated by her as everyone else is — but when she hand-selects you to be her new assistant, everything changes.
What will your responsibilities entail? And what secrets will you discover about your new boss?
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Bookmarked by argonClamp (neonClamp)
01 Feb 2026
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Every king needs an errand boy who'll do the dirty work for him, whatever that means.
My SFW fic for the One Piece MLM zine. Rated M for dark themes.
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- 1,491
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by neonClamp
17 Dec 2025
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What if Robin had never joined Baroque Works? What if instead she ended up with the Kuja pirates and on the arm of a certain pirate empress...
Not a lot of work done exploring this pairing or their potential so I hope this goes some way to rectify that. Will keep uploading if people are curious to see how things play out.
Bookmarked by neonClamp
24 Nov 2025
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Nico Robin was a dangerous woman. Crocodile could confidently say he was more dangerous— he was more powerful, he was more cunning, he was even more ruthless than the infamous Demon Child. But Nico Robin was dangerous in a sneakier way. If Crocodile and Baroque Works ever fell, it would be because of her.
In retrospect, sleeping with her hadn’t been the smartest thing to do.
sequel to Professional
Bookmarked by argonClamp (neonClamp)
31 Oct 2025
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Was the course of action she was currently contemplating foolish? Of course. Was it dangerous? Absolutely. Did it have a high chance of jeopardizing her working relationship with Crocodile? Well, Robin did have a knack for not getting attached to people and being able to cut them off without a second thought; it was a necessary skill she’d had to hone over the years. So she’d probably be okay on that front.
But all those reasons for why she shouldn’t do it didn’t matter. What mattered was that she really wanted to do it.
Bookmarked by argonClamp (neonClamp)
29 Oct 2025