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sadly, with bleeding feet by neoclassicism
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
28 Jul 2025
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Jaehaera flushed, realizing that she’d forgotten to be someone other than herself. She couldn’t slip like that again—she needed this paycheck.
“You hired me to be a Targaryen,” Jaehaera said dismissively, channeling the confidence she had only ever seen her uncles successfully pull off. “I’m fluent in High Valyrian; it comes with the territory.”
“Does having a dragon also come with the territory?” Ben joked, handing her a drink that Jaehaera took gladly.
“Yep,” she said, flippantly enough that she was certain they’d think she was joking. “A huge, terrible beast; the Black Dread come again.”
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Crepuscule by neoclassicism
Fandoms: 网恋翻车指南 - 酱子贝 | Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Jiàng Zǐ Bèi
13 May 2020
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And so the DPS fell in love with the healer...
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it's not unusual by neoclassicism
Fandoms: 网恋翻车指南 - 酱子贝 | Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Jiàng Zǐ Bèi
12 May 2020
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In which Jing Huan ruins his shoes, vegetables are chopped, and Xiang Huaizhi is extremely gay.
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destiny is calling by neoclassicism
Fandoms: 网恋翻车指南 - 酱子贝 | Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Jiàng Zǐ Bèi
06 May 2020
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in which xiang huaizhi moonlights as a waiter, jing huan is on a bad date, and tea is spilled (offscreen)
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He didn’t want the last year to have happened at all, to be honest. He wanted it to be sixth year again, when his dad was in prison and he was left alone for once in his goddamn life. But instead he was stuck here, at 18, robbed of his coming-of-age year, left floating and alone in halls that he should feel safer in than anywhere else.
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Qual se tu? by PurpleHydrangeas
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 May 2020
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Fem!Kirk/Spock t'hy'la AU, written because I need Spirk fluff in my life, and I think gender bending in this case challenges restrictive notions and representations surrounding femininity. Truly, it was written because I wanted a vehicle to assert that Fem!Kirk is named Jemima.
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Bookmarked by neoclassicism
08 Feb 2026
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Amanda softly whispered under her breath, “He’s at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.”
“Mother, I am Vulcan in my precepts.” Spock responded, feet ahead of them, “I assure you at no point in my existence have I ever considered homicide.”
Winona blurted, “Are you sure he’s Vulcan?”
The ambassador’s voice was emotionless as he replied, “My son is as Vulcan as the Forge, Lieutenant.”
As the Vulcan Ambassador to Earth swept from the room, following in the footsteps of his son, Chris spoke, “Brass ones, Winnie.”
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a loveliness when grown by basha
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
09 Apr 2020
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T’Pring meets James T. Kirk on Tarsus IV during the worst year of her life. He then proceeds to steal her future husband, coerce her into abandoning the Vulcan way and joining Starfleet, and (almost) ruin her chances with Nyota Uhura.
Bookmarked by neoclassicism
06 Feb 2026
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“I hate to disappoint you, Jim,” Spock says. “But Vulcans do not join Starfleet.”
Part III: Starfleet
They join Starfleet, of course.
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Weekend Lover by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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The one night stand Jim Kirk has with the Vulcan passing through Riverside is a welcome break from the monotony. It's good, very good, but so fucking weird Jim's sure he's never gonna forget it. He's not quite expecting to run into Spock again in San Francisco. A second one night stand turns into a weekend, turns into a lot of weekends, turns into Bones joking that he's living half his week at Spock's apartment.
But! But, and this is very important: they're not dating.
What also turns out to be important is Spock's job, which Jim never bothered getting the details of. Starfleet Officer and a bartender-slash-bouncer? That's fine. Starfleet Academy Instructor and cadet? ...Less fine.
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Bookmarked by neoclassicism
05 Feb 2026
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Leonard has moved past not wanting to know. He just blatantly does not know. He refuses to. Ignorance is bliss, as they say, and Leonard plans to keep said ignorance by hook or by crook.
Leonard, for his part, wonders at the collective stupidity of a Vulcan and the man who hacked Starfleet just so he could get his preferred room assignment. Their combined IQ’d be something ridiculous but Leonard’s willing to bet that their collective emotional quotient is roughly about two.
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"According to Time Lord legend, the weapon became sentient. But when? Which happened first? The sentience or the weapon? The being or the box?"
A 50th anniversary special fix-it fic.
Bookmarked by neoclassicism
27 Jul 2025
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"Can't trust him. He misses her too much."
"And you don't?" she queried with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm better at it. I've been missing Rose Tyler for centuries now. He's barely made it a few years and is already starting to crack."
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Killer Plants from Outer Space! by cowboyjimkirk
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
28 Nov 2020
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Jim's five the first time he coughs up a flower. Years later, he'll think that it was a long time coming.
For those who aren't aware (because I'm not sure how common the Hanahaki trope is): Hanahaki is a fictional disease that entails flowers blooming in a character's stomach and/or lungs as the result of unrequited love. Typically, the character either finds love that is requited or succumbs to the disease and DIES.
This is Hanahaki with a twist.
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Bookmarked by neoclassicism
21 Sep 2025
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It’s probably the soup talking, but for a man living in a haunted house, Jim would say he’s doing pretty well.
No bumps in the night, no ghostly apparitions (febrile visions notwithstanding), no running off on his own to play in the cornfields. If it weren’t for the fever and last night’s breakdown, he’d say he’s doing spectacularly even.
Of course, that was before he started coughing up teeth.

