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An Interview With Bruce Wayne by muppetofaman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
22 Jan 2022
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I wrote a Bruce Wayne interview fic and turned to in to my journalism teacher as my mid term...I got a 100% so- It's good dad Bruce talking to a reporter about his kids and family. I added some more for ao3 that I couldn't include in my mid term, I'll explain in notes. Rating is for cursing. ❤
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Batfamily One Shots by muppetofaman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
18 Jan 2022
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Fluffy and shit one shots that I posted on wattpad years ago
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It happens against Montreal, because of course it does.
Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting.
That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.
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16 Feb 2026
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When Shane Hollander’s daughter makes a sign letting Ilya Rozanov know he’s single and interested, chaos, and perhaps the best time of his life, will ensue.
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16 Feb 2026
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Hayden wanted to apologize but wasn’t even sure what to apologize for. “If you’re so embarrassed about your choice of boyfriend, maybe get a better one?”
It wasn’t any worse than anything Hayden had said before. In fact, it was probably fairly tame as far as insults went, but it didn’t matter. Hayden could see the moment something inside of Shane detonated. One minute Shane was standing only a handful of feet away, his suit jacket clutched in his hands, and the next the jacket was dropped to the floor in a heap, and Shane’s hands were fisted in Hayden’s shirt, his back slamming against the wall.
Holy fuck, he thought. Shane is going to fucking hit me.
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or, Hayden makes one too many shitty comments about Rozanov and Shane finally snaps. And while he never actually lands a blow on his best friend, the defeated way he talks about ending their friendship has Hayden rattled. After the Centaurs plane makes an emergency landing, Hayden knows he needs to do everything in his power to make it up to his best friend, with Jackie's help of course.
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16 Feb 2026
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A what if, where Hayden's accidental outing of Shane and Ilya happens while Ilya is in Russia.
“I didn’t even know I was feeling that this until today when Ilya sent me-,” Ilya. Ilya is with his niece. His niece who lives in Russia.
Suddenly, the whole world stopped. It felt like all the oxygen in the room had been sucked right out, Shane’s whole body went stiff, all the color drained from his face.
“Ilya sent you?” His dad said tentatively, sensing the rising tension.
Shane could feel the panic rising in his chest. It felt like his lungs were filling with water. The panic attack that everyone expected from the outing was now hitting, and not because he was outted, but because Ilya was. Because Ilya was outted, in Russia. Shane tried to control his breathing, squeezing his eyes shut, digging his fingernails into his palms.
“Shane, what about Ilya?” Yuna tried again, her voice calm. Steady.
“Ilya’s in Russia,” Shane croaked out, tears filling his eyes. By the time Shane opened his eyes, he could see that the color drained in the three of their faces as well.
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16 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov moving to Ottawa to be with a man he loved might not fit into the image most of the NHL had of him, but Harris found that it fit a lot easier with the one he had.
or, an alternate take on The Long Game where Shane and Ilya tell their teams about their relationship
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15 Feb 2026