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GOD IS GONE. ICHOR IS FUEL. HELL IS HOME.
>> NEW DIRECTIVE: EXPLORE HELL.
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25 Apr 2025
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V1 never spoke. Or, more accurately, they couldn’t. The machine simply was never fitted with a voice box- a necessary sacrifice made to allow for its processing power to dedicate itself to far more crucial functions.
Functions that were, in the eyes of their human creators, the machine’s only purpose.
To slaughter and destroy with the highest efficiency possible.
Of course- a weapon had no need for a voice.
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07 Aug 2024
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MIDI (Music Invented by Digital Intelligence) by Anonymous
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
15 Jul 2024
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Based on the “V1 is the creator of ULTRAKILL’s music” theory. V1 has spent a lifetime writing songs for itself, because music makes it fight more efficiently (and definitely not because it finds it fun). It didn’t intend for anyone to ever discover this, but as with many things, Gabriel proves to be an exception.
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25 Jul 2024
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Hollowed Homes by Lisbis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Dream SMP
31 Aug 2022
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“Are you open?” The thing with golden eyes and a yellow sweater and a face a bit too human asks. Tommy’s hands curl into fists. “Sorry, mate,” he mutters tiredly, tearing his gaze away. A headache flares between his eyes, and his words sound nearly inaudible compared to the song of open, open, open the door- “Spots already taken.”
It blinks, and the music screeches. “I- what?”
“The spot of monster bitch that’s going to kill me, torture me, whatever. It’s been taken, and I have a store to close.”…
Or: Tommy is just trying to hunt monsters, get revenge, and then finally die in peace. That all would be a lot easier, of course, if said monsters would stop being so fucking nice.
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- Part 1 of Hollow
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03 Aug 2023
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“No, please,” Sam weakly called out, trying to push himself up, but failing, the tears in his eyes matching Tommy’s. “Take me, leave him alone, please!”
“Oh, but this little demon right here-” Dream shook him by his horns, the boy whimpering at the action. “-he’s the reason for my failure, ever single fucking time! How did you even manage to raise such a screw up?”
“Shut up,” Tommy gritted out, but the man only laughed.
“You won’t be causing problems any longer, Theseus. Now.” Dream snapped his fingers and a portal appeared behind them. “Say goodbye to your dear father, you won’t be seeing each other again.”
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Demon boy Tommy is forcibly taken away from his family (Badlands + Techno), while two Witches try to figure out what's making that noise in an old castle
SBI + hotel Duo incoming- Language:
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22 Jul 2023