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   The league's guide to your local bloodsucker by IDKhow_iwrite

   Fandoms: DCU  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Work in Progress

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Justice League & Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Barry Allen
   • Arthur Curry (DCU)
   • J’onn J’onzz (DCU)
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Dick Grayson
   • Oliver Queen
   • Dinah Lance
   • Jason Todd
   • Justice League Shenanigans
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Miscommunication
   • except it's the league making an ass of themself for assuming
   • not that Bruce denies it lmao
   • Cryptid Bruce Wayne
   • Autistic Bruce Wayne
   • there's plot if you squint hard enough

   Summary

   Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
   Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
   He should have just come clean in the beginning...

   or

   Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it

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   English

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