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Sirius loves his godson very much even if said godson turns out to be a 300-year-old necromancer. This is just my cracky take on a master of death Harry Potter turning up in his 7-year-old body and doing stuff. And it seems I can't write anything without adding angst so there's that too. But hey, Sirius is recovering from Azkaban so I'll allow it.
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Sirius finds Regulus' diary. That's the plot.
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It doesn't count as betraying the Dark Lord, obviously by mistnor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2023
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Draco gets stuck in a time loop of the day the Golden Trio are caught and brought in to Malfoy Manor
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Severus had always known that he would die in a painful, most horrifying way ever since back when he was almost beaten to death by his father, then mauled by a werewolf, then thrashed around by a maniac overlord. His miserable, luckless life only seemed to lead to that one day when he would be struck down by a bloody snake, of all things.
Bleeding out in front of Harry Potter was just the last humiliation Lady Destiny had in store for him.
Suddenly staring into Potter senior’s eyes again while being levicorpused was just the icing on the cake.- Language:
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12 Jul 2023
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The Island Man by Amber_Skye
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
19 Jun 2021
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SHIELD never find Captain America.
But one spring, the Valkyrie melts anyway, and Steve Rogers wakes up in the ice, alone.
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He tried to move – and it burned. There was fire wrapping around his body, dragging cold tongues of pain across every inch of him. There was nothing but the screeching pain and the blackness and the silence -
He breathed, and choked, because his lungs were full of ice.
Water trickled delicately from his nose, dribbled over shrivelled lips. He jerked reflexively, throat cracking free from frost. He tried to gulp, tried to swallow, tried to snatch at air.
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15 Oct 2025
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Problem Child by TGP
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2020
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Two weeks after Steve wakes up, a kid hacks SHIELD and sets every computer to blast AC/DC at random. Now Steve's looking after Howard's get and an evil alien is attacking the world. This is the best day ever. Really.
Steve might just find a way to go back in time and punch Howard in the face.
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14 Oct 2025
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At the beginning of the month, James Wilson decides to break out of his depressive spiral by having an affair with the first woman who is not needy.
By the end of the month, he is facing an existential crisis decades in the making.Series
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11 Jun 2024
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Wilson was wearing a new scarf, and House just couldn't help himself. To avoid facing any consequences for his actions, he instead concocts a convoluted deal with Cuddy, which she has barely even agreed to, which involves Wilson. As well as his stupid scarf.
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08 Oct 2025